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Farted by FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK, March 17, 2008, 12:29:56 AM

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Randy Pearson

Quote from: BlackberryClock;1269275Plan 9 From Outer Space

I admit that it has poor acting, effects, directing, and... oh, hell, it has the worst everything. But I wouldn't jump out there and call it the worst movie of all time. I mean, I think Plan 9 is truly a case of a film being so bad it's good.
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Steve

wasn't the guy who played Anakin skywalker in episode 3 the same one who [pl;ayed the guy in jumper.


he can't act honestly he's bland as shit.

PirateClock

i like how people mention entertaining shallow movies as the WORST MOVIE EVER!  not every movie needs to have 3 hours of dialog you know.
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SpongeClock SquarePants

pirateclock sextape the movie



worst ever

SlaughtermelonClock

Battle Royale 2

Plotholes aside, battle royale 1 was a good movie. Battle Royale 2 however...well...it was physically painful to watch. First of all, the entire premise is beyond I'm a edgy teen. Instead of having a bunch of kids kill each other they have to essentially play a big game of counter strike. They take a bunch of piss annoying japanese teenagers and set them loose on an island to kill terrorists. Oh yeah, all the kids are put in pairs. If your partner dies, your head asplode. This is an effective and efficient way of combating global terrorism. Secondly, the characters are totally impossible to sympathize with. They are always either really angry, or pissing their pants in fear. Finally, it's boring as all shit. Never ever watch this movie. Ever.

Slurpee

I didn't notice any plot holes in BR1.


PirateClock

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Natasha Henstridge is pretty hot.
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ChimeClock

Romeo + Juliet

I am far from a Shakespeare fanatic, but this has got to be the worst adaptions of the play I've ever seen

Nightmare Clock

It's most likely been said,
but both of The Grudge's.

EDIT: I can't believe it HASN'T been said.
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MonsterMunch

I saw Jumper yesterday and it quite literally jumped into my all time worst movies list.

Hayden Christensen is the biggest douche in the universe in this movie yet you are supposed to root for him and be happy when he saves the day. You hate him all the way through the movie for being such a smug bellend and his logic the whole time is "to save der pretty gurl lol!!" rather then help the other "jumpers" fight the religious nutters trying to kill them.

Also Rachel Bilson is a whore.

Marlin Clock

Harold and Kumar Escape from Gitmo

I seriously can't think of anything else. I went to see this because my friends were and I wanted to do something, usually I'm more selective about what I watch.

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Pinstripe

some people here have already said most of the movies i hate (and some i enjoy) so i'll name a movie no one else has mentioned.

We Are the Strange.

one of THE worst excuses for a movie EVER.
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TapedeckClock

WWWWWWWWWW

NOX

Shyamalan movies

Nothing can convince me otherwise.

PirateClock

Quote from: SkwiggleClock;1351104Shyamalan movies

Nothing can convince me otherwise.

I liked unbreakable.
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Randy Pearson

Quote from: GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR;1351159I liked unbreakable.

That and The Sixth Sense.
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DigitalLemonClock

BAN EVERYBODY

Kombucha

I haven't seen enough bad movies ffdgfd, I should watch them more often because they might be funny because of how bad they are. Kind of the reason why I like giant monster movies.

I really didn't like A Sound of Thunder.