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Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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RomanClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1352589F@NB0Y$

Thats what this reminded me of.
lemayo lol :soups:


Kombucha

Wow, I did not expect this. Very funny though. I liked the bit at the end.

Hate his new intro. :(

Topcatyo

Yeah, funny new one, but I have to agree with not quite liking his new intro all that much, but oh well.


Kombucha

Quote from: SuperSexyIntelligentMan;1358535What's wrong with the new intro?
It's loud and annoying but not loud and annoying in a way that's funny, it's very generic, and it looks especially bad when compared to the intros of his other reviews which had far better music and were delightfully minimalist instead of being really extravagant and showing a shitstorm of tons of shitty shit.

SageClock

Well, they probably didn't have much choice. The copyright demons probably swarmed in on him (or more likely, The Escapist) once he became popular and sponsored. His choices are probably either this music or NO music, more than likely.

Kombucha

Well they could at least make it so there's not a bunch of shit flying across the screen at once.

WreckingBallClock

Quote from: SageClock;1358570Well, they probably didn't have much choice. The copyright demons probably swarmed in on him (or more likely, The Escapist) once he became popular and sponsored. His choices are probably either this music or NO music, more than likely.

So he was violating copyrights by using playing other people's music? That must mean that iPod's are a Gangster's Paradise.

Topcatyo

Wouldn't he not be violating copyright laws if he's playing a 15 second clip of it or so?  Hell, that's even less than iTunes shows.
Also if the copyright demons were to attack Yahtzee, they'd probably force him to change all his reviews.
But that would take a long time.

WreckingBallClock

Quote from: oɦʇɐʞdoʇ;1358660Wouldn't he not be violating copyright laws if he's playing a 15 second clip of it or so?  Hell, that's even less than iTunes shows.
Also if the copyright demons were to attack Yahtzee, they'd probably force him to change all his reviews.

iTunes is the new Mafia.

Topcatyo

Quote from: SuperSexyIntelligentMan;1358662iTunes is the new Mafia.
iTunes sucks.

TequilaClock

I liked how the old intro punned the thematic with two songs as much as the end. This one is like "YEAAAA IM SO FUCKING COOOL BROOO" like something you would watch on G4. Agh ok, screw those copyright fatasses.

Just for the record, Koala/mrSimon contributed on the making of the DS version of LEGO Indiana Jones.

WreckingBallClock

Quote from: Raymond Dufayel;1358847I liked how the old intro punned the thematic with two songs as much as the end. This one is like "YEAAAA IM SO FUCKING COOOL BROOO" like something you would watch on G4. Agh ok, screw those copyright fatasses.

Just for the record, Koala/mrSimon contributed on the making of the DS version of LEGO Indiana Jones.

Cool.

AMPEEEM

omg u guys this foolio didunt liek mgs4

FlossClock


Il Duce

I'm starting to dislike Yahtzee. For instance, when he's aware of something that he's doing wrong he calls it out like "And now everyone's going to email me saying how much they don't like this review asdfljldksadf". It's like he knows he's  going to piss people off but he just points it out instead of just ignoring it or changing it.

BananaClock

http://gc.kombo.com/article.php?artid=33

The one I wrote when I used to write shitty game reviews.

Ubisoft emailed the website complaining that I gave the game too bad of a score/review.  It said it deserved at least a 5.
Flash 5 Till I Die
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Il Duce

Quote from: BananaClock;1358916http://gc.kombo.com/article.php?artid=33

The one I wrote when I used to write shitty game reviews.

Ubisoft emailed the website complaining that I gave the game too bad of a score/review.  It said it deserved at least a 5.

The word horrible is used a lot in the last sentence.

TequilaClock

Quote from: BananaClock;1358916http://gc.kombo.com/article.php?artid=33

The one I wrote when I used to write shitty game reviews.

Ubisoft emailed the website complaining that I gave the game too bad of a score/review.  It said it deserved at least a 5.
Most movie games dont deserve to be made anyway so what was the surprise.