Cmon fellers! Lemme see whatcha gaut!

Get off my lawn!

(Also technically this thread will be just a few bashings on the keyboard as no old people know how to use a computer)

Son, could you help your grand-daddy to find google?

Quote from: CaramelAppleClock;1367539Son, could you help your grand-daddy to find google?

oh man i love your signature

Quote from: GINGERBREADCLOCK;1367544oh man i love your signature

same

hahaa

edit: coal and gingerbread i could give you both the fla and make your own if you like it so much..

i <3 caramel apple

Damn Kids Skate Boarding.. There are damn little teenagers skateboarding on the sidewalk in front of my house all the time! Me and the missus yelled at the god damned buffoons all the time but then they took our wellfare and the keep killing all of our plants! This is pissing me and the missus off! Those people at the missus's job keep questioning my wifes mental condition. What has american youth become?
I saw those lesbians who live along the high way in my back yard again. Yeah me and the missus called the police. They told me that the god damn dikes were stealing my medicare!

Viva Viagra!

not just itt

some old guy at my moms work(she works at a nurseing home) was saying LOUDLY. "they have to wipe me here my arms are to short"

I like to hit on my 16 year old granddaughter. She think its cute.

I never got why old people get so much hate.

You must all have/had shit granparents.

HOW DO I DIAL DA WHITE HOUSE, I GOTTA LET THEM KNOW OUR NATION IS BEING ATTACKED BAH THE EVIL ALIEMS

Where the fuck's the "any key"?

Coffee used to be 5 cents!

YOU YOUNGWHIPPERSHNAPERS!!!!

In my day you could buy a hooker with a nickle and get change back.

YOU YOUNGIN'S DON'T RESPECT YOUR ELDERS THESE DAYS.

back in my days something something oops i crapped my pants