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A Parent's Guide to the Teen Brain!

Farted by salt, July 25, 2008, 09:31:07 AM

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Topcatyo


TabascoClock

Let's dance to bad music because good music if for old people.

AirPumpClock

Quote from: Trip;1371209Let's dance to bad music because good music if for old people.

HANNAH MONTANA AND HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL YEAH AWESOME SHIT

also FUCKIN people do FUCKIN things FUCKIN every FUCKIN Saturday FUCKIN night usin FUCK is FUCKIN cool FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKED THAT BITCH

Randy Pearson

This website is I'm a edgy teen on so many levels, but what I find the most astounding is that the generation gap between teenagers and their parents is now so huge that parents need a website to tell them that they're teens are acting normally.

I guess it really is true: when you grow up, you might as well have never been young at all.
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Topcatyo

"Boy, I don't get what's wrong with my child.  Instead of talking with them or being involved in any way, I'll look up my child's behavior on a website made by clueless adults!"

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: Trip;1371209Let's dance to bad music because good music if for old people.

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Also, on a related topic:

Johnathan says:
gay
ONIONATOR says:
papi
Johnathan says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y03t___STz0[/url]
Johnathan says:
ok?
Johnathan says:
thats the score i got without the fc
Johnathan says:
all on [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y03t___STz0[/url]
Johnathan says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y03t___STz0[/url]
Johnathan says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y03t___STz0[/url]
ONIONATOR says:
Fuck, I hate Guitar Hero.
Johnathan says:
its weird
Johnathan says:
why though
ONIONATOR says:
>:{(
ONIONATOR says:
>:C
Johnathan says:
wanna get hacked?
Johnathan says:
i said why
Johnathan says:
writing a 9 hr message
Johnathan says:
so srowwry
ONIONATOR says:
It's because it requires nowhere near as much effort or skill as real guitar.
Johnathan says:
actually
ONIONATOR says:
There's no room for artistic creation.
Johnathan says:
i play both
ONIONATOR says:
Well, surely you've found that real guitar is harder.
Johnathan says:
not by to much
ONIONATOR says:
At the very least, you can write new stuff with a real instrument.
Johnathan says:
you can hack guitar hero
Johnathan says:
than create
ONIONATOR says:
Yes, but you only have five notes to choose from.
Johnathan says:
hack more
Johnathan says:
god
Johnathan says:
watch a video i have and tell me guitar is harder
ONIONATOR says:
At least with a guitar you can just pick it up and play it. If you're going to go to the effort of hacking Guitar Hero, you might as well just play the song on a real guitar.
Johnathan says:
not an imposswibly made one
ONIONATOR says:
You don't need electricity to play a guitar.
Johnathan says:
wrong stupid
Johnathan says:
amp mother fuck
ONIONATOR says:
There is such a thing as an acoustic guitar, you know.
Johnathan says:
acoustic is gay banjo is better
ONIONATOR says:
Electric guitar is a soulless machine.
Johnathan says:
yep
ONIONATOR says:
But not as soulless as Guitar Hero.
Johnathan says:
awsome soulless machine
ONIONATOR says:
Why, just because you can use a few effects?
Johnathan says:
a few more than acoustic and you can play louder and make fun of acoustic mother fucks
ONIONATOR says:
Maybe, but an acoustic guitar just sounds better.
Johnathan says:
explain
ONIONATOR says:
There's more quality to the sound.
Johnathan says:
its softer music for pussies
ONIONATOR says:
You're just saying that because you can't appreciate anything that doesn't permanently damage your hearing.
ONIONATOR says:
I don't hate electric guitar.
Johnathan says:
i actually have good hearing
ONIONATOR says:
Do you want to keep it?
Johnathan says:
theres alot of chrisses in earnscliffe
ONIONATOR says:
I actually like a lot of songs with electric guitar.
Johnathan says:
like
ONIONATOR says:
It's just that I prefer music with meaning and a message over music that you just listen to because it isn't for pussies.
Johnathan says:
theres messagers over rock music to
Johnathan says:
like one by mettalica
Johnathan says:
how bout that
ONIONATOR says:
Also: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWncI51ggH8[/url]
ONIONATOR says:
I listen to rock music.
Johnathan says:
or evan byob
ONIONATOR says:
I just listen to different rock than you. Less mainstream stuff.
Johnathan says:
b.y.o.b
Johnathan says:
b.y.o.b.
ONIONATOR says:
About that link, who's the pussy now?
Johnathan says:
b.o.o.b
Johnathan says:
you
ONIONATOR says:
NINE INCH FUCKING NAILS MOTHERFUCKER
Johnathan says:
fine there ok
ONIONATOR says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0u0AG_floQ&feature=related[/url]
Johnathan says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h-c-VqEdOo&feature=related[/url]
Johnathan says:
try rush than
Johnathan says:
thats solves are problems
ONIONATOR says:
Also, AMVs are fucking terrible.
ONIONATOR says:
Rush is good. I'll agree with that.
Johnathan says:
i know its better quality music most the time
Johnathan says:
i saw them live...
Johnathan says:
there the best
Johnathan says:
how bout this pizza is ownage
Johnathan says:
now you can't  disagree
ONIONATOR says:
Is it good pizza?
Johnathan says:
its up to you
Johnathan says:
i forgot thats what the problem is
ONIONATOR says:
Iadmit that Ihaven't heard much Rush.
Johnathan says:
tom sawyer or limelight are good
ONIONATOR says:
But I like what I have heard of them.
Johnathan says:
mettalica is great
Johnathan says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3Az7JPZ6ZA[/url]
Johnathan says:
that system of a down
ONIONATOR says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jup5G0meTm4[/url]
ONIONATOR says:
that Nirvana
Johnathan says:
good enough
Johnathan says:
ew
Johnathan says:
why would i do that to you
Johnathan says:
lol
ONIONATOR says:
lol
ONIONATOR says:
lollerskates
Johnathan says:
yep
ONIONATOR says:
rofflecopters
Johnathan says:
exactly what i did with the halo kill types
Johnathan says:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waqxiOIPeOc[/url]
ONIONATOR says:
This is perfectly relevant to the conversation: [url]http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=77461[/url]
Johnathan says:
i'm not old faggot
Johnathan says:
jking'
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CourgetteClock

Quote from: Topcatyo;1371212"Boy, I don't get what's wrong with my child.  Instead of talking with them or being involved in any way, I'll look up my child's behavior on a website made by clueless adults!"

Well you can make everything sound like a bad idea mister.

EtchASketchClock

Wait, staying up late and waking up at noon+ is bad?
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LuxenbergClock

i am sleep deprived and uncommunicative  am i a teen
QuoteBob awesome

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: Coal;1371359i am sleep deprived and uncommunicative  am i a teen

Why of course!
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EnvelopeClock

so yeah my mom was all liike "mikey clean up your room" and i was all like "shut up you ugly whore" but she kept talking and talking so i beat her to death with a baseball bat.

CaramelAppleClock

Quote from: Jam;1371477Why of course!

It all makes sense now!

teh Hamburgler

Well that was gay, why can't they remeber when they were kids?

PowerGloveClock

Quote from: i am envelopeclock;1371729so yeah my mom was all liike "mikey clean up your room" and i was all like "shut up you ugly whore" but she kept talking and talking so i beat her to death with a baseball bat.
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Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Randy Pearson

Quote from: A Lonely, Sad,Old Man;1371735Well that was gay, why can't they remember when they were kids?

The generation gap: The farther someone's age gets from 24, the more they lose the ability to relate at all to the next generation.

Ex: Many critics panned Bonnie & Clyde for it's violence when it was first release, while one critic defended the movie for its edginess and its willingness to push boundaries. Later on, the same critic saw Fight Club, and panned that film for its content.

Humans naturally prefer to remember the better parts of our childhood more clearly than the badder parts, which causes us to create a much glossier view of our teenage years than they actually were. Because of this, parents end up becoming their parents and lose the ability to fully relate to their child's attitude, because they genuinely can not remember acting like that: to them, it might as well have never happened.
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It feels good to say what I want. It feels good to knock things down. It feels good to see the disgust in their eyes. It feels good and I\'m gonna go wild. SPRAY! PAINT! THE! WALLS!

CrustClock

Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1371485What the fuck

It's a website. It's aimed at parents with teenage sons and daughters and is designed to help them cope with them.

BunnyClock

Heyyy guys hand me a cigarette I smoke sometimes I'm not addicted to it I smoke at parties only I can't get addicted to smoking I guess! You're supposed to inhale?? Eww! Heyy guys I liike to talk about that one time I got drunk and I'll tell you all about it even though it was just me sitting there drunk it's still a great story right guys?

Kombucha

I find it funny how quickly this thread went from making fun of the site to making fun of teenagers.

salt

I find it funny how quickly this thread became unfunny.
hej.

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