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Farted by Topcatyo, September 04, 2008, 10:47:21 PM

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Topcatyo

Eat a big green dick.
Shrek 4.
:facepalm:

EDIT:: Oh balls, wrong forum.
Oopsy poopsy.

EDIT EDIT:: Thank you person who moved this topic.

TremcladClock



RomanClock

lemayo lol :soups:

SnakeClock

I can't believe Dreamworks thinks people are still going to fall for this crap after the sham that was Shrek 1. But oh well, it will have a slow burn like the Aaron Seltzer "Movies". :wiebel:

Topcatyo

By the way after that they're making a fifth.
Allegedly.

SnakeClock

Quote from: Bubbie;1396275By the way after that they're making a fifth.
Allegedly.

Following the Puss in Boots spinoff. :fuckyou:

Losperman

They're called kids. They equal monies.
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SnakeClock

Quote from: Losperman;1396283They're called kids. They equal monies.

Pixar movies repeatedly break box office records and they're incredible kid's entertainment. Why does the rest of the animation world assume that kids want shit? :(

TremcladClock

Quote from: SnakeClock;1396284Pixar movies repeatedly break box office records and they're incredible kid's entertainment. Why does the rest of the animation world assume that kids want shit? :(

Art can't survive in a film industry that takes economic prosperity over actual merit as a form of entertainment. I guess that can only really be said about the US film industry, as the production of film is relatively independent in most countries.


SnakeClock

Quote from: TremcladClock;1396286Art can't survive in a film industry that takes economic prosperity over actual merit as a form of entertainment. I guess that can only really be said about the US film industry, as the production of film is relatively independent in most countries.

It's funny how Pixar has the biggest and most original ideas for their movies, which is usually poison for an American film that insists on just changing the names of some characters from a story used last year. Does the ambition of Pixar have little to do with their success?

Losperman

Quote from: SnakeClock;1396284Pixar movies repeatedly break box office records and they're incredible kid's entertainment. Why does the rest of the animation world assume that kids want shit? :(

Because, typically, kids do want shit. At least what teens and adults consider shit. You have those rare exceptions like the Pixar movies, SpongeBob SquarePants, etc. that can appeal to a wider audience, but a lot of the things kids find funny are pretty I'm a edgy teen by our standards. It's all in the writing. If writers/producers are skilled enough to put jokes in their that are adult enough for older audiences to laugh, but not "bad" enough for them to be concerned with obscenity... monies.
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Biblo

Quote from: SnakeClock;1396284Pixar movies repeatedly break box office records and they're incredible kid's entertainment. Why does the rest of the animation world assume that kids want shit? :(

Because the Shrek films do very well in terms of Box Office, kids do say they love them and shit is far easier to make than good. And if people are going to buy it anyway...

Also, ever notice that every Mike Myers sequel has a certain percentage less new material every time with all the back references and such. It'll be interesting when Shrek 10 comes out to see if it's 100% rehashed material.

SpongeClock SquarePants

werent they making 8 movies of out the shrek franchise?

Professor Lord Remmington

Of course, sherek has children now so they just have to make a move about them

Topcatyo

I'm guessing the movie involves Shrek having 12 children and living with them is very hard but they are still a loving family the end.

GearBoxClock

Hell, if there can be a Shrek 4, then why not Cars 2? Because it sucked ass, thats why.

Asshatclock

Oh cool another Shrek movie, I love those !

Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

SnakeClock

Quote from: GearBox;1396365Hell, if there can be a Shrek 4, then why not Cars 2? Because it sucked ass, thats why.

Well, as a matter of fact...

TabascoClock