Quote from: SnakeClock;1405237Is anyone at all alarmed about what he reviewed this week?

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Quote from: SnakeClock;1405237Is anyone at all alarmed about what he reviewed this week?

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo anyway I quite enjoyed that.

Alright, time for an email spam for him to do Castle Crasher.

That was the best "Short Answer/Long Answer" ever since his Manhunt review where he said "Do video games cause violence? Short answer: No. Long answer: No, and go fuck yourselves you ignorant, scaremongering cock bags." But the video said "No, and I consider your argument misinformed."

Quote from: Drake Bell;1405288Alright, time for an email spam for him to do Castle Crasher.

You're the sort of person that he draws with their eyes too far apart and then getting impaled.

haha that one was funny

Quote from: John;1405292haha that one was funny

haha sure was

Well he might as well do castle crashers next week. What else does he have to review?

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1405311Well he might as well do castle crashers next week. What else does he have to review?

He has just as much chance ending up reviewing TFU

I always thought warhammer was a game about space marines?


E: Also, TFU came out today, I doubt he makes his plans that close in advance.

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1405326I always thought warhammer was a game about space marines?


E: Also, TFU came out today, I doubt he makes his plans that close in advance.

Warhammer 40k is the one with space marines

You can tell by the amounts of grimdark

I kind of want him to do TFU because according to metacritic I was right about it (it's fucking average) and I want the funny review guy to agree with me.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1405289You're the sort of person that he draws with their eyes too far apart and then getting impaled.

Wow, Snake. You're pretty dense. Stop trying to generalize me, and learn to take a fucking joke. If you'd look in the previous threads, we were discussing whether or not to try something like that, because we wanted him to do it.

I'm smarter than I act, but I feel like acting like a fuck because that's just how I roll. Don't like it? Ignore me, so I don't have to roll my eyes every time you try to act all cool.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1405441Wow, Snake. You're pretty dense. Stop trying to generalize me, and learn to take a fucking joke. If you'd look in the previous threads, we were discussing whether or not to try something like that, because we wanted him to do it.

I'm smarter than I act, but I feel like acting like a fuck because that's just how I roll. Don't like it? Ignore me, so I don't have to roll my eyes every time you try to act all cool.

Ffft, ffft. E-mail campaigns at Yahtzee are a pretty dick move; they'll substantially decrease the chance of getting it reviewed if we make him systematically uninterested in it.

And what "previous threads" are these? He wasn't mentioned in the Castle Crashers thread, and I didn't find the subject brought up when I did a search.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1405452
Ffft, ffft. E-mail campaigns at Yahtzee are a pretty dick move; they'll substantially decrease the chance of getting it reviewed if we make him systematically uninterested in it.

If you're so easy to ignore, why aren't I?

I prefer not to ignore people, and I'm don't get pissy about YOUR posts, unless they pertain to you getting pissy at me, and I'd like to defend myself.

I don't want to fight with you, but I do think you need to lighten up, man.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1405458I prefer not to ignore people, and I'm don't get pissy about YOUR posts, unless they pertain to you getting pissy at me, and I'd like to defend myself.

I don't want to fight with you, but I do think you need to lighten up, man.

Sorry, my ninja edit was too slow. Could you address my question? Where did you previously discuss bombing Yahtzee with mail?

Quote from: SnakeClock;1405460Sorry, my ninja edit was too slow. Could you address my question? Where did you previously discuss bombing Yahtzee with mail?

Earlier in the thread.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1386864Ok, he said that no one should take that list srsly.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1386876dear clockcrew, stop giving a fuck

<3 yahtzee

Quote from: Bubbie;1390425We should get Yahtzee to somehow mention the Clockcrew in a video of his.

Quote from: Kombucha;1390426Let's mass request that he review Clock Legends.

Quote from: Bubbie;1390431Or we send him a bunch of requests for games to review and open all our e-mails with "Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal"

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1390754Since it seems he's willing to review XBLA games, we should see if we can get him to review Castle Crashers.

Quote from: John;1390800I'm all up for a Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal message spam if you guys are.


This one was a great review.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1390869With all the hype its getting, he will anyway.

If not next week the week after.

Here's the majority of them. Hey wait, you were here for some of that! Well, I guess I meshed "SBC = King of Portal" email spam with the Castle Crashers thing. Hrm... my bad!

So that reminds me... SageClock may be Yahtzee, since Sage never seems to be on, and he loves these reviews... and it's not impossible that ONE of us is Yahtzee, since he seems to respond to our comments (when Snake said "Spore will probably be reviewed; and that thing with the Favorites List). If it IS one of us, I'd put my money down on the guy who started the thread about Yahtzee, and never posts in the thread (rarely at ALL for that matter.)

Quote from: Drake Bell;1405467Earlier in the thread.

Heh, you took his Top 5 in the Prince of Persia retrospective seriously.

But yes, Marlin recommended that we talk him into Castle Crashers. But then you said that he'll probably do it anyway, so we shouldn't push it. Then you flip-flopped about it (and in fact called it a "spam" instead of a "request"), and called me stupid for not keeping up with the proceedings of an 18-page thread.

The best way to get Yahtzee to review a game is to let nature take its course. If the game is getting attention, he'll be given it. He refused to review Mario Kart Wii because of e-mail badgering.

And SageClock isn't Yahtzee. I've heard his voice and seen pictures of him, and Yahtzee lives in Sydney, not Chicago. Sage is just never around because he's Sage.

And I guessed that Spore would be reviewed for the reason I said above.

Quote from: Drake Bell;1405475So that reminds me... SageClock may be Yahtzee, since Sage never seems to be on, and he loves these reviews... and it's not impossible that ONE of us is Yahtzee, since he seems to respond to our comments (when Snake said "Spore will probably be reviewed; and that thing with the Favorites List). If it IS one of us, I'd put my money down on the guy who started the thread about Yahtzee, and never posts in the thread (rarely at ALL for that matter.)

I honestly dont think that if Sage was Absinthe there would be some kind of propaganda around by himself to say HEY GUYZ COME AROUND AND CHEKC THE COOL STUFF I MAKE ON THE INTERNET

Plus we know Sage and Yahtzee´s appearances and that wouldn-t be Sage unless he got the Subway diet.