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THE REALLY BIG BARACK OBAMA THEARD

Farted by AlbinoClock, November 04, 2008, 09:16:56 PM

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Roman Collar Clock

Obama is the first black president, and several crowds of supporters roared with applause when it was announced that he won.  These two topics were each separate stories on the front page.

Thank you Comcast.
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

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Quote from: COUSIN SKEETER;1442139itt: Roman is a bitter american clinging to guns and religion.

Did you read his posts?  I thought this was the most coherent explanation of his beliefs that I've read.  I can see how the debate can extend either way - but I feel a notch closer to really understanding the republican position - something normally rather difficult for me.

Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: Thor;1442077IQ tests are bullshit. They don't really mean anything.

They don't mean a whole lot comparing somebody whose IQ is 95 to somebody whose IQ is 105.

But comparing a 95 to a 70 is a different story.
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1442144Did you read his posts?  I thought this was the most coherent explanation of his beliefs that I've read.  I can see how the debate can extend either way - but I feel a notch closer to really understanding the republican position - something normally rather difficult for me.

Go rent "The Bird Cage" Its the gayest movie you'll ever see, but it exposes the republican party in a very spot on way.

Republican ideals: No gays gettin married, No abortions, hurray for guns, hurray for bibles, Hurray for corruption and greed and deregulation of wallstreet. RONALD REAGAN ZOMG.

Roman Collar Clock

Hey Nintendo Clock I have a .45 in my house.  Do you want to take it from me or something?

[edit] BTW, I checked a different source, and the average IQ listed by state is completely different.  For example, the pic posted in this thread says the average IQ of Connecticut is 113, but this one claims it to be 98.9.

The world may never know...

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Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

GreyClock

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1442144Did you read his posts?  I thought this was the most coherent explanation of his beliefs that I've read.  I can see how the debate can extend either way - but I feel a notch closer to really understanding the republican position - something normally rather difficult for me.
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Marlin Clock

Quote from: COUSIN SKEETER;1442148Go rent "The Bird Cage" Its the gayest movie you'll ever see, but it exposes the republican party in a very spot on way.

Republican ideals: No gays gettin married, No abortions, hurray for guns, hurray for bibles, Hurray for corruption and greed and deregulation of wallstreet. RONALD REAGAN ZOMG.
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PimpClock

Yeah it's completely unfair that the first black president should be allowed two stories on the front page


Roman Collar Clock

That one article where it said people applauded when Obama won was great reading.

Now excuse me while I read another article that states common knowledge.
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

GreyClock

The Dutch news showed footage of various crowds cheering, for like ten minutes. No voice-over commentary or anything.

It was very informative.

Bigglesnoots

Belgian news only had one topic today.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Thor

It's fun to demonize people you disagree with.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Blue

He isn't the first black president, even if he WAS black.
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Thor

Quote from: Deep Blue;1442186He isn't the first black president, even if he WAS black.

We're talking about America here, not those other countries nobody cares about.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Deep Blue;1442186He isn't the first black president
of the US of A
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

AbsintheClock

Apparently Jesse Jackson crying is a big deal too.

SockpuppetClock

Quote from: OpalClock;1442065/b/ nevar forgets.
 
Also it might be today...
 
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What?

SNES Clock

I mean Seriously, McCain chose a wackadoo gun nut, rape advocate as his running mate!  Who in their right mind would vote for that old bastard any way besides the terminally racist and the ignorant.  Besides, he'd probably die after about a year in office and leave the country in the hands of an innexperienced nutjob.  So I mean really?  Was there ever any doubt in your minds that Barack would win?  And by a landslide no less.  I always thought it would be somewhat of a landslide, but everyone thought it would be a close race.  Close race my ass.  So chew on that republifags.

SilverClock

John McCain is a good man, I have no doubt in that. He just wasn't what the United States needed in a president right now.
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LuxenbergClock

Quote from: SNES Clock;1442218I mean Seriously, McCain chose a wackadoo gun nut, rape advocate as his running mate!  Who in their right mind would vote for that old bastard any way besides the terminally racist and the ignorant.  Besides, he'd probably die after about a year in office and leave the country in the hands of an innexperienced nutjob.  So I mean really?  Was there ever any doubt in your minds that Barack would win?  And by a landslide no less.  I always thought it would be somewhat of a landslide, but everyone thought it would be a close race.  Close race my ass.  So chew on that republifags.

I'm pretty sure you're the only person here who feels that way

god damn

I sure hope Marlin or Roman don't see this thread
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