gud revyoo

If it wasn't because of ZP, I wouldn't have noticed how milked Tomb Raider is being now. I seriously thought it was just revived a little ago in a "hey this could be nostalgic for the veterans lets do it quick" but seems like they are pulling many  of their asses

just like Prince of Persia

Quote from: TequilaClock;1497977just like Prince of Persia

Prince of Persia? I tough there were just four games of it

Quote from: HazardClock;1498066Prince of Persia? I tough there were just four games of it

yes but the spree started on reviving the franchise after a decently long break on them

Quote from: HazardClock;1498066Prince of Persia? I tough there were just four games of it

more like 11

Quote from: Pig Mask;1485791Sonic Unleashed's review was fucking brilliant, and reminded me of why I love Yahtzee.

That review was shitty, because his biggest arguments were dumbshit lies and extremely stretched half-lies that I'd expect to come from an idiot of video games.

That review made me lose respect for Yahtzee as an actual game reviewer.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1498319That review was shitty, because his biggest arguments were dumbshit lies and extremely stretched half-lies that I'd expect to come from an idiot of video games.

That review made me lose respect for Yahtzee as an actual game reviewer.

you're dumb, yahtzee is perfect.

Quote from: Maltese;1498338you're dumb, yahtzee is perfect.

Yeah yeah, I know. I'm just saying that a lot of people treat his word like the word of God,  but he simply isn't. And he didn't need to go premature on us like that, because it makes the game look horrid, when it isn't that bad.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1498343a lot of people treat his word like the word of God,  but he simply isn't.

Yahtzee is above god

What is that picture supposed to illustrate? A chain of command?

Quote from: Michael Scott;1498343Yeah yeah, I know. I'm just saying that a lot of people treat his word like the word of God,  but he simply isn't. And he didn't need to go premature on us like that, because it makes the game look horrid, when it isn't that bad.

I played it last night, it's shit.

The best part is when you forget about this site for months, get reminded by the CC and whoa there's a ton of new ones to watch.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1498319That review was shitty, because his biggest arguments were dumbshit lies and extremely stretched half-lies that I'd expect to come from an idiot of video games.

That review made me lose respect for Yahtzee as an actual game reviewer.

Im sure you being a sonic fanboy has nothing to do with it.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1498319That review was shitty, because his biggest arguments were dumbshit lies and extremely stretched half-lies that I'd expect to come from an idiot of video games.

That review made me lose respect for Yahtzee as an actual game reviewer.

I found it odd that he liked the Hog-Wolf levels, but I still agree with him that the game is shit.

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1500876Im sure you being a sonic fanboy has nothing to do with it.

someone liking a sonic game must mean that they are a fanboy yessire


I'm not saying I love the game, I knew it was going to fail, even when EVERYONE in the Clock Crew said I was being dumb. I'll give you a link if you need a reminder. I only liked the Daytime levels, and not even all of those. It was a neat little game I played a bit, not something I cherish. I hate most sonic games, but the day time levels were not that bad.

I said the game wasn't as bad as he was making it out to be, because Yahtzee made it out like the things he mentioned WEREN'T in multiple other platformers. Like:
1. "there are plenty of times that you will die at the beginning of the level if you don't react immediately..." Uhh, take your finger off of the boost button, and you can see them?
2. "that is something I'd expect from a ROM hack, DEVELOPED BY HITLER" Nah, I've played ROM hacks before, they all have them.
3. "If you fail the quick time event, the enemies instantly regain most of their health..." Haha right. You can't prove that right or wrong really, but you can assume that's BS because that doesn't make any sense.
4. "You would need to have clairvoyance..." Again, thumb off the boost button.
5. ""Lives system" Dude, levels are 6 minutes long TOPS. If you take any longer, then you are a shame at being that bad at video games.
6. "Grading System" I like this, it gives me reason to play levels again. And if you stopped falling into those traps, you wouldn't get bad scores. See #4

You are looking at how it's a Sonic game, but if it were any other game, I'd say the same thing. He got all worked up about the game for being "hard", and it's not right as a "reviewer" to base a game's worth. He's funny, but it's a shame that he got all pissy like that. More of a "tsk tsk" than a "I HATE U WHY U DO DAT 2 SONIK?" He does exaggerate, sure, but this one in particular was more than usual.


It doesn't matter. I'm glad he knocked down Tomb Raider a notch or two. I'm tired of seeing her idiot face everywhere.

Yeah but you forgot we all like Yahtzee so eh

Quote from: TequilaClock;1501087Yeah but you forgot we all like Yahtzee so eh

Yeah, let's just forget about it.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1501080TL;DR.

hey, shut up, yahtzee is perfect

This just in: sonic unleashed, still shit.

I tried playing it but it was just sonic 2006 with even worse controls.