When I was getting my car inspected, i saw this 40 year old fat woman reading Twilight and talking to the secretary about it, trying to explain the plot. She went on about how Edward is "dead" and "has superpowers" and "can read girls' minds" and all this other stupid fuss.

Best not to think about this

I know a twi-tard who doesn't like Harry Potter because she finds it too be at too high or a reading level.

Quote from: IceeClock;1504814I know a twi-tard who doesn't like Harry Potter because she finds it too be at too high or a reading level.

It's funny because it's both true and pathetic.

Quote from: Hogarth Hughes;1504817It's funny because it's both true and pathetic.

I think I have said this before but she is planning on getting a Twilight tattoo. Before twilight came out she was a complete Heath Ledger whore, before that her thing was John Lennon. It's kind of scary how some people need to just latch themselves onto things. My coworkers and I were talking about Lennon one day, and she started talking about how she hates Catcher in the Rye because apparently it played a role in convincing that guy to kill Lennon. This is an exact quote from her about Catcher in the Rye: "That book is sooo boycotted in my head."

Right...

And they tell me to read more

I got a demo chapter sitting in my shelf since the Con, the lecture was all "so this guy is so hot but he is so weird but damn he is so hot and then disappeared after talked to him**"

**Yeah its a paraphrasis but also a nutshell.

Damn, every time there's a thread about Twilight I want to post MeiAIDS' Twilight amv, but he removed it gfgfgfdgdfgf.

Quote from: IceeClock;1504820I think I have said this before but she is planning on getting a Twilight tattoo. Before twilight came out she was a complete Heath Ledger whore, before that her thing was John Lennon. It's kind of scary how some people need to just latch themselves onto things.

This looks like the things that happen in my school, and it's really obvious because EVERY FREAKING GIRL is going on that, I don't know if its something on the air, or the fact that the school already melted their heads, but the thing is that no one haves a personality out of the fad, If you understand what I mean

It's times like this that really make me want to pursue novelist as a career, in my vain hopes that I can help distract these morons.

Quote from: Michael Scott;1504746Marlix Wright, this is where you come in.

I'm not going to deny that happened.

I just realized the title of this thread is kind of redundant.

Twilight fans are idiotic retards.

Still redundant.

Quote from: Mat;1504884Still redundant.

I know, and I already had this information.

So what's stopping these people from beating the retards up?

Quote from: Homer Sexual;1504932So what's stopping these people from beating the retards up?

My guess is fear that they'll be bitten because they believe they are vampires of sorts.
Who knows, they probably have rabies.

^ In before StarmanClock

Quote from: IceeClock;1504820This is an exact quote from her about Catcher in the Rye: "That book is sooo boycotted in my head."

Right...

I officially hate your friend.

I read the part she's probably talking about, went "Heh heh, I get it," and then kept reading it because it's a good book. Your friend probably thinks the whole book is just "KILL JOHN LENNON. KILL JOHN LENNON. KILL JOHN LENNON." repeated for 130 pages.

That is, unless "boycotted in my head" doesn't actually mean boycotted and she still read it.

Quote from: Hogarth Hughes;1504999I officially hate your friend.

I read the part she's probably talking about, went "Heh heh, I get it," and then kept reading it because it's a good book. Your friend probably thinks the whole book is just "KILL JOHN LENNON. KILL JOHN LENNON. KILL JOHN LENNON." repeated for 130 pages.

That is, unless "boycotted in my head" doesn't actually mean boycotted and she still read it.

She never read it, she was just going on what she saw in the movie "I Killed John Lennon". Also she is not my friend, more like someone I just have to deal with a a few days a week haha.

The people at that forum must be scrawny pussies or something.
Especially with the cigarette burn story, you are telling me that one smoking whore can completely overpower you while you still have a free hand?
Bullshit.