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Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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Flounderpa

quite good, not so bashing, but what can you get, is a freaking mod, friendly but a mod at the end

also: to comprehend Yathzee you must know that he will only point the bad things, if you get over the bad things then is a good game for you, but if you find them annoying then you must avoid the game
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Poltergeist

I can't tell if he liked the game or not. I thik he maybe kinda did.

Topcatyo

Yeah, good user-created stuff isn't that hard to come by.  The "Cool Levels" are usually on there for a reason.
Not only that, but this is a good thread for finding levels.
Also you can always expect quality from my stuff.

SoBe Clock

Quote from: RobClock;1514539the bit with the dancing ass at the end was actually the only thing i got a chuckle outta.

That was the middle of the review, not the end. After the dancing ass he goes back to reviewing and then there's another bit with the ass at the end.

Poltergeist

Quote from: Homer Sexual;1514823Yeah, good user-created dingen isn't that hard to come by.  The "Cool Levels" are usually on there for a reason.
Not only that, but this is a good thread for finding levels.
Also you can always expect quality from my dingen.

It's about time we played some mothafrakin littlebigplanet

PossumClock

sweet baby-cakes!!

 they destroyed that sonic game. this guy is my hero.

SnakeClock

Thief: The Dark Project

Let us take you back to 1998 when PC gaming still mattered...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:grumpy: As it does to this day...

HEE HEE HEE


Funniest thing in the review! ^___^

TequilaClock

So this is actually a retro-review? Because that game seemed to good never heard of it

SnakeClock

Quote from: Master Bates;1518921So this is actually a retro-review? Because that game seemed to good never heard of it

Seems retro to me, if the game came out in 1998 and Yahtzee wanted to comment on it.

salt

i think i played the newest thief once


yeah i don't remember much except for the sneaking around being incredibly tense and good

i'm pondering whether or not i should try the first (better) two

also yeah i haven't posted here in a while but i still watch yahtzee every week <3 the bro 2 death
hej.

okkkkkkkk,k


http://www.last.fm/user/SaltClock


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Snake Clock;1518917Thief: The Dark Project

Let us take you back to 1998 when PC gaming still mattered...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:grumpy: As it does to this day...

HEE HEE HEE


Funniest thing in the review! ^___^
That's what he was saying? I couldn't hear him.
I also didn't get the joke anyway.

PirateClock

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1518953That's what he was saying? I couldn't hear him.
I also didn't get the joke anyway.

because due to piracy and the popularity of consoles, the pc isn't very attractive for game developers and is dying as a game platform. Although mentioning this on the internets unleashes a hoard of nerds defending their pc with their life.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Slash

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1518959because due to piracy and the popularity of consoles, the pc isn't very attractive for game developers and is dying as a game platform. Although mentioning this on the internets unleashes a hoard of nerds defending their pc with their life.

true, even though console games can be obtained with piracy too if you want to.

TruncheonClock

Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

SpongeClock SquarePants


RobClock

#595
Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1518959because due to piracy and the popularity of consoles, the pc isn't very attractive for game developers and is dying as a game platform. Although mentioning this on the internets unleashes a hoard of nerds defending their pc with their life.
To Simplify what Pirate has said
 Gamer: "Pc is dead as a gaming platform."

Pc Gamer:

I DISAGREE WITH YOU FINE SIR!

DiscoBallClock

Quote from: RobClock;1519052"Pc is dead as a gaming platform."
It's certainly not as big as before.

[FLASH=http://files.myfrogbag.com/kqk1bc/discosig.swf]http://width=300 height=200[/FLASH]

SnakeClock

Quote from: RobClock;1519052"Pc is dead as a gaming platform."

[IMG]MATURITY[IMG]
BIG LETTERS MEAN I'M RIGHT

How did Yahtzee get a picture of you in his review? :confused:

catclock

I loved Thief but I don't know what he was talking about where you don't have to be sneaky and you can kill everyone, whenever I tried doing that I jsut ended up getting gang raped by guards and pummeled with their swords and arrows ;w;

うんこ

RobClock

Quote from: Snake Clock;1519063How did Yahtzee get a picture of you in his review? :confused:
yahtzee got a picture of me in his review?!

perhaps i should mention that i was not supporting ether side of the argument (although IMO pc FPS > Console FPS) i was mearly trying to bring some humor to the table and failed as always.