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Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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SnakeClock

Quote from: RobClock;1519074yahtzee got a picture of me in his review?!

This isn't you?


RobClock

no i'm the one with the baby over his mouth.

SnakeClock

Quote from: RobClock;1519090no i'm the one with the baby over his mouth.

They're the same guy, you silly goose.

Flounderpa

this one was kinda nostalgic, which is bad because the only nostalgic memories I have are about console games
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Marlin Clock

I can simpathize, hazard.
The only hardcore PC game I'd ever extensively played in the 90's was Wolfenstein 3D. Still, it was funny regardless.

TequilaClock

Doom was one of my first games I ever played lol

catclock

Quote from: HazardClock;1519113this one was kinda nostalgic, which is bad because the only nostalgic memories I have are about console games

That's weird because my only nostalgic memories are about PC games go figure >w<

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Topcatyo

Quote from: Master Bates;1519794Doom was one of my first games I ever played lol
Haha, same here.
Freaked me out considering I was 3 or 4 at the time, but whatev.


Slurpee

skate 2
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/553-Skate-2

yahtzee finds skateboarding to be an inscrutable and self-indulgent hobby whose subcultural idiosyncrasies were carried into skate 2 without considerable regard to those who don't partake of the activity

Maltese

Quote from: Brad Dharma;1524331skate 2
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/553-Skate-2

yahtzee finds skateboarding to be an inscrutable and self-indulgent hobby whose subcultural idiosyncrasies were carried into skate 2 without considerable regard to those who don't partake of the activity

and as always, yahtzee is right

PoisonshroomClock

i liked this one, his comment about the escapist made me giggle

PirateClock

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Maltese

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1528517i liked fear 2:(

and now you don't

EtchASketchClock

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1528517i liked fear 2:(
Yeah don't link to it and make me have to find a link myself.
Jerk.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/565-Fear-2
Take Care... Spike Your Hair!
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PirateClock

Quote from: Maltese;1528603and now you don't

nah i still do.
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Maltese

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1528612nah i still do.

well, then you shall suffer the fate of being wrong.

PirateClock

Quote from: Maltese;1528613well, then you shall suffer the fate of being wrong.

there's a gun that shoots glowy pins you can use to pin people to walls.

just sayin'
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Maltese

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1528616there's a gun that shoots glowy pins you can use to pin people to walls.

just sayin'

Half-Life 2 has a Crossbow that fires glowing-hot rebar into people, which you can use to pin people to walls.

just sayin'

PirateClock

Quote from: Maltese;1528620Half-Life 2 has a Crossbow that fires glowing-hot rebar into people, which you can use to pin people to walls.

just sayin'

Im not saying Fear>Half Life. I think it's even illegal to say that in most countries, it's right up there with holocaust denial.

Think of Half Life as you dream girl and Fear as a drunk slut you'd have a one night stand with.
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