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Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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Slash

just fear had a gun that shoots giant nails, which can nail the enemy to the wall, and Painkiller has a gun that shoots wooden stakes.

TequilaClock

Quote from: Maltese;1528620Half-Life 2 has a Crossbow that fires glowing-hot rebar into people, which you can use to pin people to walls.

just sayin'
was to post this

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Slurpee

you don't have to agree with yahtzee to enjoy his humor show

divorce yourself from your hobbies a little

SoBe Clock

Quote from: Brad Dharma;1528751you don't have to agree with yahtzee to enjoy his humor show

divorce yourself from your hobbies a little

I did enjoy the episode. I just said I enjoyed FEAR 2.
I can see where some of his criticisms come from though.

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Topcatyo

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1528629Think of Half Life as you dream girl and Fear as a drunk slut you'd have a one night stand with.
Not to mention that FEAR 2 has piercings in rather disturbing places and has a tattoo of an arrow on her belly button that leads to her vagina, which hasn't been shaved for years.
It also has a daughter that works as a cashier for a sex toy shop who is waaaaay to open about her personal life.
Half Life 2 has a daughter as well, but she's an MIT grad and has a family of her own now.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Topcatyo;1528867Not to mention that FEAR 2 has piercings in rather disturbing places and has a tattoo of an arrow on her belly button that leads to her vagina, which hasn't been shaved for years.
It also has a daughter that works as a cashier for a sex toy shop who is waaaaay to open about her personal life.
Half Life 2 has a daughter as well, but she's an MIT grad and has a family of her own now.
Don't forget her crazy uncles.

zl

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1528937Don't forget her crazy uncles.


Poltergeist

Quote from: Topcatyo;1528867Not to mention that FEAR 2 has piercings in rather disturbing places and has a tattoo of an arrow on her belly button that leads to her vagina, which hasn't been shaved for years.
It also has a daughter that works as a cashier for a sex toy shop who is waaaaay to open about her personal life.
Half Life 2 has a daughter as well, but she's an MIT grad and has a family of her own now.

Also also also Half-life 2 won't want to talk to her friends on the phone during sex or smoke in the shower like FEAR 2

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1528940
I was more meaning TF2 and L4D.


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PoisonshroomClock

well i thought all spiderman games were utter shit, this one sounds decent though

Flounderpa

Quote from: Snake Clock;1534281Spider Man: Web of Shadows

A surprising choice, but it's quite funny.
I love how it illustrates that the only fun part of a spiderman game is the web swinging
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RobClock

not my favorite episode but still good.

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Flounderpa

It's my imagination or Yathzee said it was good
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