QuoteI didn't want to disclose my real user name for this, so am writing this as a guest.

My son is 19 and though I have not seen him nude since he was a boy, I had seen him by accident about 6 months ago, when he had somehow ended up falling asleep naked in his room after a shower with his door wide open. He was on his back and erect in his sleep. I noticed his hard-on had a severe curve upward. It was bent very sharply like curling up bacwards. I had never seen anything like that on any man. It is about 7" long approximately and is bent more toward the tip in a definite shape of a letter "j", or a hook to attempt to describe it to you.

I was so shocked that I panicked, and woke him up right then and there. Thinking back, it was not very tactful, but I could not wait to try to get at what appeared to be a real problem. It all made sense, how he would not shower at gym class, and didn't date, despite being a very well built and handsome boy into sports always. I had always wondered if might be gay, though he denied it always. He awoke surprised and shy that he was naked, but I moved his hands from his erect penis, and asked him what was the matter.

We sat and talked after locking his bedroom door. He told me it had started when he was like 12 and got worse, and as I examined it more closely and attempted to straighten it out, it would straighten only very slightly before it would hurt him to force it any further. It being erect, it was very hard and stiff. We allowed it to subside by him putting on his robe a while, and was a considerably more normal in the soft state, yet still tending to be curved upwars slightly.

I could straighten it easily while soft, but it would bend back up like rubber. As he became erect again it curled up before my eyes into the "j" hook shape.

Now the doctors all said he is find and it's normal as far as being a medical issue. They said they could operate to attempt to fix it, but the cost was out of my reach. I am a single parent. So we took trying our own methods, in which I would tel him to strok it straight whenever he thought about it, and while masturbating to attempt to work the curle out a little more each time.

I had taken a little massage therapy classes in the past, and I even work on it for and hour or so, 3 days of every week in the evening. It was embarassing for us both in the beginning and I know it still it is, and even more so that he ejaculates everytime during the massage :oops: , but it turned out to make massaging it in the post-ejaculation, semi-soft, state really effective because then I can massage it and straighten it. It curls back in my hands and I massage it straight it over and over again, until he becomes erect again and semi hard again after ejaculation, three times in a row, usually over a span of an hour to an hour and a half.

I has given good results, as I would say he is 50 percent improved. I continue to treat him 3 days a week.

I am here to ask anyone with information on this condition for advice and/or tips technics on how we can further correct this.

Thank you all in advance.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/my-son-s-penis-problem-t55701.html

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hahahahah brilliant.

edit: Ah it's posted by a female guest, would have been even more awkward if it was a guy doing it.

read all 21 pages. it's gold.

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1543991there is nothing more awkward than jerking off your kid, regardless of gender

jerking off your grandmother



who has a dick

my penis also suffers from this "J" hook shape.

how did you find this

Quote from: Ninty;1544012my penis also suffers from this "J" hook shape.

Mine hangs to the left but when it rises like an mighty oak it stands firm and straight. Just thought id share.

mine goes slightly to the left when im hard, fyi.

they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

I wish my penis did that so I got handjobs from my mother without having to bother her for it

Quote from: CrustClock;1543989read all 21 pages. it's gold.

Really!?

Quote from: PirateClock;1544016Mine hangs to the left but when it rises like an mighty oak it stands firm and straight. Just thought id share.

your dick points straight up?

Quote from: PirateClock;1544016Mine hangs to the left but when it rises like an mighty oak it stands firm and straight. Just thought id share.

so your dick points straight up?

Quote from: miraclefru1t;1544066so your dick points straight up?

Are you shocked or something?

why does one of the repliers have "The Undertaker" from wrestling as their avatar

Quote from: Grimmjow Jaegerjaques;1544088why does one of the repliers have "The Undertaker" from wrestling as their avatar

Because The Deadman is cool

my penis is like a balloon animal

I have a hard penis problem. Every time I touch it, it gets hard. Hello? Is this thing on?