oh yeah thanks a lot mexico now we have it
you dicks

See you motherfuckers in the post-apocalypse!

This guy coughed on me while i was on the bus home from work today, will i get swine flu?

Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1568247See you motherfuckers in the post-apocalypse!

I'll be the one with half of his face melted off

California just declared Emergency state.

One day after I hear about this my throat starts feeling weird. Kind of freaking me out.

Swine Flu pew pew

Quote from: '[1337団伊吹Suika;1568248']This guy coughed on me while i was on the bus home from work today, will i get swine flu?

yes

I played Pandemic 2 on Newgrounds, and I named my virus "Piggie's Disease" so I find it funny that the "Swine Flu" was an actual disease. If it plays out like what happened in the game, then China's a fucking goner.

Also, no cases in North Carolina, so I'm good.

Quote from: Rita Repulsa;1568430Also, no cases in North Carolina yet, so I'm good.

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no cases in northern england I'M, SAEF

Quote from: TabascoClock;1568419One day after I hear about this my throat starts feeling weird. Kind of freaking me out.

collective hysteria?

Quote from: HazardClock;1568496collective hysteria?

more like collective fuck ups having hypochondria over little media hyped bullshit

26 people die in below-standard mexican hospitals.

secretly all 26 were government murders.

Quote from: Steve;156850326 people die in below-standard mexican hospitals.

secretly all 26 were government murders.

You say deaths in mexican hospitals as if they weren't going to die from anything EXCEPT swine flu. Come on, it's mexico for christ's sake, I'd be suprised if noone died from trivial little sicknesses as opposed to large amounts of deaths.


Breaking news: Hundreds die in africa as common cold sweeps through

The Swine Flu isn't getting passed around my school but apparently everyone's getting Mono.

GUYS MY BALLS ITCH DO I HAVE SWINE FLU???????????????????????????

dammit my stomach's hurting right now
 
guess that's the end of me guys

Hey guys, I've been reading Animal Farm for the past month, does that mean I have Swine Flu?

Quote from: topcatyo;1568623Hey guys, I've been reading Animal Farm for the past month, does that mean I have Swine Flu?

Geez, that's a pretty long time to be reading that book. I've blown through it in two days damn that was a good book.