What if you were banned from a country?

Steve · May 07, 2009, 02:44:58 AM

England # 1

Craisin · May 07, 2009, 02:49:47 AM

What if martians landed on earth, stuck a needle through the tip of my dick the size of moby dick, and made me watch wayne brady 24/7

WHAT IF GUY

cool story bro

MonsterMunch · May 07, 2009, 02:55:24 AM

I think we should just let the Islamic extremists in. After thirty five years of you fuckers harboring and refusing to extradite members of the IRA, lets keep this shit fair.

SpongeClock SquarePants · May 07, 2009, 02:59:38 AM

I'd roll down the hood with my homies and pop some balla fools.

GodClock · May 07, 2009, 03:00:16 AM

Quote from: SCSP;1573866I'd roll down the hood with my homies and pop some balla fools.

would you jack their ice?

AbsintheClock · May 07, 2009, 03:00:16 AM

I would declare war and send propaganda to Bill O'Reilly.

SpongeClock SquarePants · May 07, 2009, 03:08:17 AM

Quote from: GodClock;1573867would you jack their ice?

naw, i dont roll like that

RomanClock · May 07, 2009, 03:09:21 AM

Quote from: BIN 9000;1573833And why the hell wouldn't this go into political squabbles?

There really isn't a difference from posting this in general or in the political forum.

Mashed Potato Johnson · May 07, 2009, 03:23:45 AM

I'd say oh well I can't go there, damn. Let's go to Japan instead!

WreckingBallClock · May 07, 2009, 06:30:14 AM

Quote from: BIN 9000;1573833Well this turned into a "Well my country than better your country" contest fast.

You're just sore that my country is better than your country.

AstronautClock · May 07, 2009, 08:33:12 AM

I would think why am I banned then ask them and they would agree that their was no real reason to ban me from their country. we joke and laugh and shit and then we have fun and they would allow me in their country again. except china

Loki Clock · May 07, 2009, 08:46:24 AM

Quote from: AstronautClock;1573960I would think why am I banned then ask them and they would agree that their was no real reason to ban me from their country. we joke and laugh and shit and then we have fun and they would allow me in their country again. except china

Because we all know how well that works with the CC or NG administrations. I'm sure Britain's a pushover compared to them.

Slurpee · May 07, 2009, 08:47:49 AM

I probably wouldn't care, unless it was the United States.

I know, hurr hurr, gratest country durp, but all fatuousness aside, this is my home, and I love it. Even a mostly similar (whether they'll admit it or not) country like Canada would still be like... putting mayo on french fries? Who lives like that?

AstronautClock · May 07, 2009, 09:53:56 AM

I put mayo on french fries.. most people in holland do I think

Odo · May 07, 2009, 10:09:20 AM

if i were banned from britain i'd cross it off my potential holiday destinations list

AstronautClock · May 07, 2009, 10:19:34 AM

Quote from: CadillacClock;1573980Stay outta America, freak!

not untill I have videotaped you eating french fries with mayo!

F U Clock · May 07, 2009, 10:46:14 AM

Quote from: Slurpee;1573966I probably wouldn't care, unless it was the United States.

I know, hurr hurr, gratest country durp, but all fatuousness aside, this is my home, and I love it. Even a mostly similar (whether they'll admit it or not) country like Canada would still be like... putting mayo on french fries? Who lives like that?

I dunno' about mayo, but french fries with gravy and cheese can be delish.

AstronautClock · May 07, 2009, 11:42:28 AM

french fries + applesauce is awesome too btw

Slurpee · May 07, 2009, 11:45:52 AM

Quote from: AstronautClock;1574033french fries + applesauce is awesome too btw

LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

AstronautClock · May 07, 2009, 12:20:05 PM

this thread is now about dutch snacks

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