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Quote from: Roman Collar Clock;1681764I'd like to say that I love you guys and don't hate anybody because of their nationality, but a lot of you Europeans are just as brain dead as Americans.  The only difference is a lot of you live in countries that aren't super powers, and your leaders make themselves (and you) feel superior by ragging on the actions of our criminal government.  Yeah, you're basically saying you smell better than a piece of shit.  It aint saying much.

Let's say if the Netherlands suddenly become one of the most powerful nations on the Earth.  You Dutch would start behaving like average Americans since you've already got pride just like us.  All you lack is the political might.

What the fuck?

Topcatyo

Quote from: Poltergeist;1681719I don't really think most Americans understand just how much the rest of the planet hate you.
No, we do, trust me.
At least, the intelligent ones do.  The redneck douchebags who make up the vocal majority don't because, well, they're I'm a edgy teen and, unfortunately, the vocal majority.

F U Clock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1681785No Countries (in history and present) meddles as America does, nor is so extroverted. Those who stay in war the longest, must accept the hatred they create. And America has been at war for a very long time.

I think you're underestimating countries like the Roman Empire and how much they "meddled" by conquering the shit out of other people daily, nightly, and ever so rightly.

EDIT: Prolly inaccurate to call it a "country," but you get my fucking point.

Topcatyo

Yeah, the meddling part is annoying as hell, but I'm kinda glad we don't meddle in the "conquer" sort of way.
Though, some would argue that Afghanistan and Iraq are those...

DWARFINATORclock

The Dutch should conquer the world again.

DiscoBallClock

The Portuguese should conquer the world again.

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DiscoBallClock

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1681796Let's all conquer the world.
Yeeeah.

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Topcatyo


DiscoBallClock

Dibs on Europe

e: Not Holland because it's where Dwarf is
ee: Or Italy, it's taken too

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Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1681785One would think if a government were criminal, it would expect world criticism. Especially if it is a,

Of course, but claiming that your nationality is superior because it opposes the American government is like saying you smell better than shit.  It doesn't necessarily mean much.


QuoteAmerica falls short behind the Netherlands in education, healthcare (age expectancy), and political freedom. Both are 1st World Countries, with high immigration rates.

This is also true, but the political freedom is debatable because of hate speech restriction and gun restriction.  Also, the Netherlands has a less diverse population.

Either way, I think you overestimate the intelligence of the masses.  If the people have jobs, luxuries, beer, pussy (or dick), then most aren't going to give two fucks about what the government does.  Combine this with the feeling of knowing you're a citizen of a super power, then you'll have all kinds of people justifying torture, unnecessary wars, and saying AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

QuoteNo Countries (in history and present) meddles as America does, nor is so extroverted. Those who stay in war the longest, must accept the hatred they create. And America has been at war for a very long time.

I agree with this, except I'd say we rate alongside any major empire in history like the British and Roman empires.
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

Poltergeist

I call the moon if we're conquering everything

DiscoBallClock

Quote from: Poltergeist;1681804I call the moon if we're conquering everything
Well it depends on your idea of "World"

Oh and dibs on South America

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Roman Collar Clock

I call the moons of Mars.  And Mars.
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

Poltergeist

I cann everything from one mile upwards in all directions except mars and the moon of mars roman collar you cunt

Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: Poltergeist;1681809I cann everything from one mile upwards in all directions except mars and the moon of mars roman collar you cunt

On second thought you can have Mars.  If you build anything there you can destroy it by hitting it with a sledgehammer a few times.
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

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I couldn't agree more.
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