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Bam Margera beaten with bat

Farted by Soup Clock, June 15, 2010, 05:50:27 AM

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Asshatclock

Don't those guys beat each other with bats all day anyway ?

mauserclock

i dont really care
itd be cool to have his job though

WrenchClock

After all the things he's done he gets hospitalised from being attacked by a woman.
lolirony

Soup Clock

Quote from: UshankaClock;1760314After all the things he's done he gets hospitalised from being attacked by a woman.
lolirony

A 59 year old woman for extra ROFL points.  I think it's even better that it was outside of The Note, his own bar.  Everybody in this area hates him and we all praise that woman.
ass whore

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peyoteclock

Quote from: Golden Clock;1760450You mean the completely useless job of doing I'm a edgy teen things on some shaky video camera while your other dumb friends watch?

jackass is comedic gold and if you disagree you have no taste!

peyoteclock

Quote from: Golden Clock;1760469It's only funny for like 10 minutes

nooooo it's actually really funny in the same vein as like buster keaton and w.c. fields and shit only if they had a bastard lovechild with evel kenievel, on the surface it appears to be incredibly juvenile but it's actually really intelligent slapstick.

take for instance:

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that's nothing but pure stripped down comedy at it's finest and i for one am incredibly excited to have a few drinks and go see jackass 3D on opening night.

that being said, bam is a douchebag and is easily the weakest link of the entire crew.

Nightmare Clock

For the record, I would much rather be paid doing the completely useless job of doing I'm a edgy teen things on some  shaky video camera while your other dumb friends watch than a lot of other jobs.

Most people do it for free.
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Slurpee

Quote from: Golden Clock;1760500What's irritating is that these guys make so much money, and yet there are so many people who work hard for multiple jobs and still only just barely make ends meet.

what's irritating is that these guys are living the fucking dream

mauserclock

Quote from: Golden Clock;1760450You mean the completely useless job of doing I'm a edgy teen things on some shaky video camera while your other dumb friends watch?
and making about a million dollars a week

NintendrCkolc

Last I checked they were making Jackass 3..

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If I could do this and make millions of dollars, fuck i'd do it. Who seriously wouldn't?

Not to mention they get away with most of the shit they do without any legal repercussions.

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: Golden Clock;1760537I wouldn't

You must have a very comfortable life.

Topcatyo

I wouldn't be on Jackass because I don't enjoy vomiting or bleeding as much as those guys seem to.

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: Golden Clock;1760540If you mean I already have a whole bunch of money, I don't. I only have $16 in my wallet right now. I just think that not parading yourself as a complete and total idiot for the entire world is much more important than having a lot of money. Sure I'd like to have the amount of money they get, but not if it means getting it for such an awful reason.

I still find it hard to believe you wouldn't kick a football at a car for even 50k.

MonsterMunch

I don't like "holier then thou" Golden clock.

When they do stunts where the victim is random bystanders I get your point but if they want to do silly, stupid stunts where they themselves are the victim for people's amusement, where's the problem?

MonsterMunch

Quote from: Golden Clock;1760582So I'm 'holier than thou' because I don't want to drink Horse semen for money on camera for the world to see?

Yes that is actually what I mean. DRINK DA JIZZ JIZZ!

I just thought your "adding something good to world will live on after you die" comment was a bit pretentious in a thread about a retard getting hit with a bat.