woman finds out boyfriend is lesbian sex offender

DWARFINATORclock · October 03, 2011, 09:26:40 AM

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/offbeat/10389318/woman-finds-out-boyfriend-was-lesbian-sex-offender/

hahahaha holy shit how can anyone be that fucking I'm a edgy teen

HeinekenClock · October 03, 2011, 09:33:24 AM

Wow, having bandages across your chest and not allowing your partner to see your genitals seems like something nobody would ever fall for.

AC Slater · October 03, 2011, 10:08:52 AM

What an idiot.

BluezombieClock · October 03, 2011, 10:46:44 AM

Oh, man. It's not even like Samantha had any surgery to look anything more like the opposite sex. She just taped her tits and never got nude. How could somebody fall for this?

Also, i highly recommend anyone to exit a relationship if the "woman" or "man" in question refuses to get cometely nude for a visual examination.

Here are the results one should gather from a healthy, lie-free relationship:

Vagina [ X ]
boobies [ X ]
Woman butt [ X ]
No signs of any surgery along the genital area [ X ]

DWARFINATORclock · October 03, 2011, 10:56:23 AM

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1862559Here are the results one should gather from a healthy, lie-free relationship:

No signs of any surgery along the genital area [ X ]

why

BluezombieClock · October 03, 2011, 11:00:53 AM

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1862561why

Ie: hmm, what are these strange marks along the gooch leading me to believe there may've been a penis here before a vagina?

Also, if you're taking me super literally: don't.

F U Clock · October 03, 2011, 11:11:05 AM

Lol wtf toilet paper cardboard tube. What did she stuff that with, cause by the end her "dick" would be crushed.

BluezombieClock · October 03, 2011, 11:31:39 AM

Quote from: F U Clock;1862565Lol wtf toilet paper cardboard tube. What did she stuff that with, cause by the end her "dick" would be crushed.

Nah man it was a toilet paper roll holder. Haha, I thought that at first too.

DWARFINATORclock · October 03, 2011, 11:43:35 AM

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1862562Ie: hmm, what are these strange marks along the gooch leading me to believe there may've been a penis here before a vagina?

Also, if you're taking me super literally: don't.

what would that look like

HeinekenClock · October 03, 2011, 11:52:24 AM

Like an inside-out dick.

Topcatyo · October 03, 2011, 12:17:08 PM

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1862559Also, i highly recommend anyone to exit a relationship if the "woman" or "man" in question refuses to get cometely nude for a visual examination.

Hi, it's nice to be going on a date with you, Beverly. Can I call you Bev? Now, before we go into the restaurant for our nice meal, I'm going to need to see you naked. WHAT?! YOU WON'T GET NAKED FOR ME! YOU'RE A MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNANANANANA

PirateClock · October 03, 2011, 12:21:35 PM

The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.

F U Clock · October 03, 2011, 12:54:08 PM

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1862575Nah man it was a toilet paper roll holder. Haha, I thought that at first too.

Hahaha oh man good because I was like there are so many better things you could use.

MonsterMunch · October 03, 2011, 01:19:15 PM

Lesbian Sex Offender would make an awesome band name.

SwirlberryClock · October 03, 2011, 02:56:59 PM

Quote from: MonsterMunch;1862618Lesbian Sex Offender would make an awesome band name.

Or a clock name: LesbianSexOffenderClock or DigitalLesbianSexOffenderClock.

LimewireClock · October 03, 2011, 04:14:28 PM

lmfao, what a fucking idiot!

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