I don't think a lich can get high, so no, I don't see the point.

My phylactery would be the Earth. Problem solved.

Also in the future I would get robot nanobot flesh. Problem double-solved.

i would do it and my phylactery would be americas sense of entitlement

I'd become BONEBOMBER. The suicide-bombing superhero. Imagine the scene, David Cameron is announcing new laws to cut taxes for the super-rich, or it's the live final of the X-Factor. And suddenly, a skeleton armed to the teeth with bombs runs out of nowhere and blows everything to fuck. BONEBOMBER!

My phylactery would be a small diamond. Nothing fancy.

I laughed really hard at that for some reason

lol dude u guys r so nerdy i mean lol liches and zombie nerds i am only 9 and i have 4 girlfriends lol nerds.

nah maybe when I've passed 80 or something

maybe if I lived in a world worth dominating. This world would fall to easily to a lich

god im a fuckin nerd

what the fuck are you guys talking about?

Quote from: Buttplug;1923234maybe if I lived in a world worth dominating. This world would fall to easily to a lich

god im a fuckin nerd

wait what is 3e?

Quote from: WrenchClock;1923021My phylactery would be Slurpee's butt

I still stand by my butt-actery.

Quote from: Thor;1922986You become immortal, but all your flesh rots off and you're just a spooky scary skeleton. You no longer have to eat or drink or sleep, but you can sleep if you want to. Your body can be destroyed, but you'll respawn at the location of your phylactery 24 hours after, unless it's destroyed in which case you die forever.

 

Someone destroyed MJ's Phylactery?

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Someone destroyed MJ's Phylactery?

5/10

Exactly, I wouldn't want to do it unless I was in a D&D plane or something, where I could travel to different places and planes and learn all sorts of crazy shit. I wouldn't even have to be evil.

Lich fact: you can create another phylactery if yours is destroyed but you're still alive (but it costs an assload of cash and takes months to create)

HOWEVER, my question before I sign anything: can we turn off the fear aura? A trenchcoat can only do so much. And what about the chilling touch? or.. zapping touch or whatever. Would we be Rogue or is that controllable?


Oh wait, already undead.

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Fake gamer girl!

Yes. I would do crazy probably-lethal shit every day just because I could. Phylactery: cup-and-ball

It's starting to sound like a clock being a lich would play out like the movie Groundhogs Day