Maybe not the next event, but we should make the loudest, most dick-filled, obnoxiousest spams welcoming our newest loving member, SquirrelClock

I want to rape his whole family at this point.

Quote from: pop-tart;1940849Another thing I wanted to do one day as an individual (but would work as a collab) is make a movie that the Newgrounds' populace would traditionally vote high on... a movie or game parody... anime based with lots of exagerated voice acting... most of the animation focused on lip syncing and little else..

At first I thought you wanted us to basically become the lock legion..

QuoteAt the same time make the exact same movie with clock characters.. with a smidge lot less quality and a few extra poop jokes..

We submit the first movie. After we secure the sure fire daily award... we replace the swf with the clock swf. And laugh.

then I read this. I like this idea.

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1940901Maybe not the next event, but we should make the loudest, most dick-filled, obnoxiousest spams welcoming our newest loving member, SquirrelClock

He's blessed me with several love letter reviews.

I was going to make a movie ridiculing him.. but then realized he's clearly trying to get our attention.. and he's not important enough to give him it.

Although... another ThDrk or Mr_Artist rivalry does sound fun... His YouTube channel has some great content to mock...

I dunno.. :/

Make a fake account and pretend to hate clocks so we can have a centralized villain without having any risk of attention whores? I think that Squirrel guy is just a hick but you might be right

He's poor too. I'd feel bad, lol

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we need a "Toasty's Toasted Return" event

Quote from: pop-tart;1940941He's poor too. I'd feel bad, lol

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Someone who types like such a retard but is so cool in person should be left alone, you're right. JUDGEMENT: passed.









YOUR SENTENCE IS DEATH by old age. Eventually

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Kinda looks like Rob.

His house is a mess. He has another vid he finds a mouse in his room and proceeds to keep it in a pot with a screen door as a lid.

This guy just has a shitty life and he finds validation in fantasizing that his world has meaning on the internet. We should take solace in the fact that we are better people.

Or we can rip the audio from his videos and make really hurtful flashes about a squirrel being evicted.

Either way, I'm good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE_ulwTZuOk

QuoteThis little guy has been in my house for the past week or so, scratch'n at the walls, and appearing under foot, last night i caught it in a jar in my kitchen. Well the jar was too small so i put it in pot and used my screen door that blew off during a blizzard to keep it contained. I have no clue what to do with it... Any of you guys a have a idea what to do with it?

Uh.. how about throw it outside?

Quote from: pop-tart;1940955Or we can rip the audio from his videos and make really hurtful flashes about a squirrel being evicted.

the temptation is immense honestly

For a month every clock movie takes place with the characters inside hot air balloons. No explanation is given.

or we could go all oldschool on that squirrel motherfucker and make a bunch of movies about how we love him anyway because the clock crew is love

I still think this was a good idea personally.

Just no under 18 year olds and wala!

Quote from: Topcatyo;1941009For a month every clock movie takes place with the characters inside hot air balloons. No explanation is given.

That would be fun..

Quote from: DumpsterClock;1941010or we could go all oldschool on that squirrel motherfucker and make a bunch of movies about how we love him anyway because the clock crew is love

Yeah like do an afterschool special type thing where we take in squirreldude and he learns the true meaning of clockmas or whatever.

opening scene of him sitting all alone in his room with that mouse crawling on his fingers and him looking at it like it's his only friend. then he notices bugs on the wall and it jumps to the next scene. His house is evicted and he stands in front of it trying not to cry. He walks away and makes some phonecalls and nobody will take him in. He sits down in an alley in total defeat. Then the cheers song starts playing and he looks up to see the clock crew standing over him, sbc holds out his hand and the guy grabs it, and he's taken to clocktopia and becomes squirrelclock.

I actually like this. It starts out like a horrible Oliver Twist but, when we're done bashing him, turns into A Christmas Carol and he learns to love clocks and we give him a happy ending.


Dibs on the ghost of Clockmas present because I have this weird insulting remix of a Pocahontas song that I want to use and who is more representative of current events than a fifteen year old Disney cartoon of a four hundred year old injun?

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1941056opening scene of him sitting all alone in his room with that mouse crawling on his fingers and him looking at it like it's his only friend. then he notices bugs on the wall and it jumps to the next scene. His house is evicted and he stands in front of it trying not to cry. He walks away and makes some phonecalls and nobody will take him in. He sits down in an alley in total defeat. Then the cheers song starts playing and he looks up to see the clock crew standing over him, sbc holds out his hand and the guy grabs it, and he's taken to clocktopia and becomes squirrelclock.

lol i like the part where it's incredibly backhanded