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PhantomCatClock

#40
September 25, 2021, 08:28:54 PM
Roses are red,

violet's a flower,



PhantomCatClock

#41
February 09, 2022, 08:48:24 PM
a not a advanced haiku:


white poop emoji
stuck on the car's back window.
a fecal decal

PhantomCatClock

#42
August 23, 2022, 07:51:45 PM
Dear Power Rangers,
       Go, Go.
             Love,
Inspector Gadget

VCRClock

#43
August 24, 2022, 08:53:52 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on August 23, 2022, 07:51:45 PMDear Power Rangers,
      Go, Go.
            Love,
Inspector Gadget

<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

VCRClock

#44
December 17, 2022, 06:04:18 PM
homeless guy spanging
at the drive-up atm
spare a $20, man?
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

#45
December 17, 2022, 08:36:12 PM
..on a hippie trail, head full of zombie.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous,
she took me in and gave me breakfast,
and she said,
"Plaaaaaay the best soooong in the world, or I'll eat your souls"

PhantomCatClock

#46
August 11, 2023, 05:57:00 PM
sonic,
he can really move,
sonic

VCRClock

#47
August 18, 2023, 07:35:56 PM
one two three four five,
one two three four five six eight,
one two three four five
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

#48
August 21, 2023, 07:24:44 AM
thighwangular jism

Thor

#49
August 25, 2023, 06:40:10 PM
the haiku was wrong
it had too many syllables
it made the nerd mad
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

PhantomCatClock

#50
September 12, 2023, 07:24:30 PM
wind-up bouncing marsupial, the clockw roo

PhantomCatClock

#51
September 22, 2023, 10:14:14 PM
There sure are a lot of lemon-stealing whores at this beach,
I'm not at the beach. This is a bathtub!
I think you should get out of the bathtub, and we should turn around to look at our prized lemon tree.

PhantomCatClock

#52
December 31, 2023, 10:04:59 PM
cowabungus

PhantomCatClock

#53
January 27, 2024, 08:27:58 AM
clock crew confessional,
   you know who you are,
i'm sorry i called you a buffoon

zl

#54
January 28, 2024, 04:30:47 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 27, 2024, 08:27:58 AMclock crew confessional,
  you know who you are,
i'm sorry i called you a buffoon

apologize accepted, smeghead

PhantomCatClock

#55
January 29, 2024, 10:53:34 PM
A natural name
      Brother of Huey; Louie,
He's the morning grass

Slurpee

#56
January 30, 2024, 05:49:46 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 29, 2024, 10:53:34 PMA natural name
      Brother of Huey; Louie,
He's the morning grass
ooh, well done

PhantomCatClock

#57
February 28, 2026, 11:02:21 AM
I've got cool friends like Jacob and Jose,
  and they make out with me
    ev-er-y day
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