ah god i've done tonnes of stupid shit.

once i drank a pint of zambuka in 10 minutes, lighting the shots on fire and chasing with water. anyway i was fine for like 10 minutes then it all hit me. walked into my local drop in center, mistook the manager for a childhood friend used the bathroom and walked to a drug dealers house.

puked all over his leather couch and myself, got thrown in the bathroom laughed at them and left. stumbled behind his house and passed out in a snowbank, luckily my parents knew about this house and the drop in center manager told them i was heading in that direction, my dad found me and took me home, all i remember is him holding me above the toilet while i vomited uncontrollably (and without heaving) while my mom cried that i had alcohol poisoning.

also i put tacks on my friends chair in grade 1 and a few years later i tried to throw peanuts into his mouth, he's allergic to nuts, coincidentally he's the guy i mistook the drop in center manager for.

Quote from: IvysaurClock;622934I did that too, but Power Rangers was my influence. Damnit I loved Power Rangers.

I thought I was the only person that did dumb things because of them. I beat the crap out of a kid at daycare using a power rangers novelty sword because he insisted that the blue ranger was better than the red ranger.

Quote from: Solenoidclock;622983I thought I was the only person that did dumb things because of them. I beat the crap out of a kid at daycare using a power rangers novelty sword because he insisted that the blue ranger was better than the red ranger.

Original Blue ranger? Fuck him he was the guy who would walk into a conversation and say to a chick. Wanna see my computer lab?

Red ranger was a gay guy to. Green Ranger ftw!

Green Ranger was a badarse and I adored him.

Quote from: IvysaurClock;623011Green Ranger was a badarse and I adored him.

to bad he was forced to go good. His godzilla robot was the shit.

Quote from: Solenoidclock;622983I thought I was the only person that did dumb things because of them. I beat the crap out of a kid at daycare using a power rangers novelty sword because he insisted that the blue ranger was better than the red ranger.

I've heard of that influencing kids on the news a lot too. How can it not be superman that does it the most?

Ate deoderant.

Rode a little tiny plastic baby roller thing down a rocky hill.

Jumped In an old sistern.

Tried to smoke shredded jerky.

Let some frogs loose at school.

Some more stuff I might post later....

Quote from: Dickrape McGregor;623025I liked how the black ranger was the black guy, the yellow ranger was asian, the pink ranger was a girl and the white ranger was the leader and the most powerful of all.

I'm going to completely fuck with your mind here by telling you that the red ranger was not native american.

Quote from: Dickrape McGregor;623036He ended up in gay porn. Really.

But he wasn't native american so your race-colour logic is flawed. I spell colour with a U, it's the right way to spell it.

Quote from: Dickrape McGregor;623039Wikipedia for the win

"Austin St. John (Born September 17, 1975) is an American actor best known for his role on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers as Jason Lee Scott, the original Red Power Ranger."

"St. John is of German, Native American, Irish, Japanese, Italian, and Spanish descent and his hometown is in Roswell, New Mexico."


SUCK ON THAT

who looks that kind of stuff up you are a loser
you lose
loser

Quote from: Dickrape McGregor;623043Beating someone on the internet at mighty morphin power rangers trivia is what makes me a winner, verily a manly winner!

HEY I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE LOSING JUST NOW. OH HEY CORPSEGRINDER HOW ARE YOU?

Quote from: Vegeta;623045HEY I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE LOSING JUST NOW. OH HEY CORPSEGRINDER HOW ARE YOU?

Yeah, you totally win an argument even if you're wrong, just because he looked something up. I know I should mind my business, guys, people like him really piss me off.

Quote from: Dickrape McGregor;623039Wikipedia for the win

"Austin St. John (Born September 17, 1975) is an American actor best known for his role on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers as Jason Lee Scott, the original Red Power Ranger."

"St. John is of German, Native American, Irish, Japanese, Italian, and Spanish descent and his hometown is in Roswell, New Mexico."


SUCK ON THAT

Fucking PWND!! (not you <3)

Quote from: Moose Clock;623017to bad he was forced to go good. His godzilla robot was the shit.

when i was young i had his knife flute, but because i played it too much my parents took it away

I've got a two: Ok, first off when I was about 4 my dad was pissing me off and I punched him in the nuts because I didnt know how much pain it could inflict, and once I was with this christian kid named Tony, he was always truthful and never got in trouble a day in his life. Well I pissed him off enough for him to create his own gang and me to create mine, 3 people on each inclucding leader. Then we started fighting, both gangs. And he spit on me. Well, well, that was the day I bitchy teacher who hadnt seen any action all day got em' busted man. He got really sad, as i said he never go in trouble a day in his life so man, he really broke. So yeah I feel sorry for pushing him off the edge.

I hit my crotch with a house phone, and Dad's head with the same house phone when I was three.

At eight, when I was at the zoo I chucked a sweet wrapper onto the floor and all the monkeys nearby went mad over it.

When I was ten I held a girl's hand in class and didn't notice. Until now. And am I hell lucky none of my classmates nor the girl herself ever noticed.

In primary school some prick tried to steal my gameboy. So I bit that fucker in the arm. Then got sent to the teacher and caught him looking at porn.

Quote from: PepinoClock;623155In primary school some prick tried to steal my gameboy. So I bit that fucker in the arm. Then got sent to the teacher and caught him looking at porn.

Win.

Didin't resist my dad's attempts to fuck me in the ass.



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When i was 6, i smashed a bottle over my dad's head on holida, he chased me around the caravan park so many times i could've been an olympic runner, fuck i even hid under caravans.