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LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher

Farted by Isison, April 19, 2007, 10:26:36 AM

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Isison

Ok, today in my philosophy class, my teacher is teaching "Liar's Paradox". In case you don't know, it is a very well-known paradox in philosophy. Here's an example of a "liar's paradox:

"This statement is false."

So, is that sentence true or false? Such sentences are called "Liar's Paradox".

Ok, anyway, my teacher afterward said :"if you can make a different Liar's Paradox yourself, I will give you bonus points for the course." I thought for a second, and for the sake of extra bonus, I raised my hand and said:

"I am from 4chan!"

Lol, half the class immediately went riot, and my teacher is standing there in total confusion.

EnglishClock

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SockpuppetClock

Rioting in agreeing with your attempt at a bonus? Or rioting in how stupid that is?


BlitzballClock

Quote from: SockPuppetClock;779718Rioting in agreeing with your attempt at a bonus? Or rioting in how stupid that is?

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Poltergeist


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QuoteWit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.


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Slurpee

This one time a guy mentioned 4chan in real life, and I shot him.

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Munglai


BritClock

Quote from: Peppa Pig;779768I don't get it.

Me neither

Applecore

Quote from: Isison;779714"I am from 4chan!"

You're a fucking idiot.
Quote from: wavy gravy;772653Alright guys stop bickering. We can all agree on one thing:
 
 Floppydisc is a gorillasexual
 
 
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Quote from: SilverClock;780014Alright guys stop bickering. We can all agree on one thing:

Isison is a gorillasexual


the end

Munglai

Also how come you're doing philosophy? I thought you were 13 or something.

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Slurpee

Quote from: StrangeClock;779766Did you shoot him many times
Yeah I think he might be dead.

Poltergeist

Wait, people at your school know what the internets is?