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Farted by buttplug, July 04, 2012, 12:57:38 AM

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miracle fruit

your great great .. grandmother sucked crown dick and was proud of it

miracle fruit

but all we did was gain our independence without looking like sad little sons

a better analogy would be canada is like the kid that grew up respecting his pops and moved out as an adult. america is a girl from the tv show "maury"

buttplug

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1911898but all we did was gain our independence without looking like sad little sons

a better analogy would be canada is like the kid that grew up respecting his pops and moved out as an adult. america is a girl from the tv show "maury"

America is the interesting charismatic prodigal son and Canada is the boring low-key son.

F U Clock

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1911898but all we did was gain our independence without looking like sad little sons

a better analogy would be canada is like the kid that grew up respecting his pops and moved out as an adult. america is a girl from the tv show "maury"

Sure, if that girl ended up being more successful than her parents and saved their life when the German neighbors came by trying to burn their house down.

miracle fruit

americans are getting so dumb they literally dont know anything now

Topcatyo

psh, eveyr american know that 2+2 = math

MonsterMunch

Quote from: Buttplug;1911908America is the interesting charismatic prodigal son and Canada is the boring low-key son.

America is the high school drop out that went on to become a famous coked-out rockstar. Canada is the bookworm that went to college and went on to do quite well in the stock market through wise and sensible investment.

F U Clock

Look, why are we all fighting each other when we could be making fun of Australians?


AstronautClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1911557everyone hates a champion

this nigga

AstronautClock

Quote from: MonsterMunch;1911941America is the high school drop out that went on to become a famous coked-out rockstar. Canada is the bookworm that went to college and went on to do quite well in the stock market through wise and sensible investment.

I like this comparison

miracle fruit

you know your country is full of morons once it has declared war on itself

AnkhClock

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1911972you know your country is full of morons once it has declared war on itself

and your country is full of the french

point?



AstronautClock

Quote from: AnkhClock;1911973and your country is full of the french

point?

only a small portion of the nation

wowowowow overflowing wow what the fuck

miracle fruit

our ancestors are practically identical, why are you so stereotypically dumb


and mad


:missedshot:



im not british and french either. ive never even been to those countries :shrug:

im just a canadian bro whose country wasnt dumb enough to fight itself. settel down

miracle fruit

hey guys did you know ribsclocks ancestors go back thousands of years and, him being an american, probably involve several nations and empires and bands of fuckin indians who've all fought each other. lol waht an idiot

miracle fruit

Quote from: RibsClock;1911998canada isn't a real country
:shrug:

 
Quoteyou are british

nope


QuoteDid you know the motto of the Order of Canada is "desiring a better country"

it isnt


miracle fruit

yes that is a good pic of the canadian coat of arms

thread is getting better

miracle fruit

#37
Quote from: RibsClockdesiderantes meliorem patriam

they desire a better country


miracle fruit


miracle fruit

so he wants our motto now