Morgan Quest 64

[Munglai]

You are accomplished african american actor, Morgan Freeman.

It's a Sunday morning. You expect to wake up in your white suede four poster bed, but instead you find yourself waking bleary-eyed on the floor of a makeshift prison cell. You feel you maybe ought to panic but you find that you're too awesome to do so and also you're used to this kind of thing as you usually get kidnapped three or four times a week because you're so cool.

Your way is blocked by iron bars.
Peering through them you can see a small desk with nothing on it.
On the wall behind you, you spot an electric outlet.
From the room next door you can hear people talking and laughing.

You decide that you ought to escape because children will miss you.



The same rules and guidelines apply that Strange layed down in his thread that I'm currently ripping off.

[peyoteclock]

electrocute self with wall socket to become a ghost so you can pass right through the bars.

[Munglai]

You don't have anything on your person, not even under your eyelids.
You stick your finger in the socket but then you remember that you can't ever die. However it does make your hair more awesome than usual.

[MSPaintClock]

Try to force open electrical outlet hoping that it would make a great escape route.

[CactusApple]

rock out with your cock out

[PentagramClock]

Use new electro-fro to melt bars.

[DigitalLemonClock]

convince the bars to bend with the #1 narrator voice

[MSPaintClock]

With new electric powers that rest in your afro, melt down metal poles.

[Hamsa Clock]

Masturbate and use your cum as a lubricant so you can slide through the bars.

[BobbyClock]

Suddenly notice that you can squeeze through the bars sideways.

[SilverCherryClock]

Break the solid steel with said #1 narration voice

[Munglai]

The electric socket is screwed on firmly.
You may not rock out with your cock out.

You run the electric current through your super-awesome body and into a nearby bar.

It melts into a nice little puddle.

Having escaped from the cage you find exits to your left and your right.

[BobbyClock]

Take a shit in the draw.

[MSPaintClock]

Quickly search desk for face paint, you intend to look like Pikachu with your new electricity powers. If nothing found, take contents in desk regardless of what it is.

[GodClock]

now leave the caged area. i roll d20






fuck i rolled 1.

[MSPaintClock]

the drawer is locked, pull a knife out from under your skin and gouge it out of the desk

I think Menglai decides that though, think of what he can do in the current situation. (Right?)

[Munglai]

You open the drawer and discover some face paint and paint your face to look like Pikachu. However your electric powers have gone by now so you just look kind of silly.
You also find a barbie doll and a pice of blue string.
Then you do a shit in the drawer.

[MSPaintClock]

Rub barbie doll in iron bar puddle, you always had a thing for the robot girl in Metropolis. Carry on to the left allowing whomever follows you to be distracted by the shit.

[FileCabinetClock]

I swing my highly extensive deck of Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards at the followers

[Sword]

Tie one end of the blue string to the doll and the other end to the socket, begin to make funny sounds and hide for the people in the other room can expect the area there by seeing the doll and grabbing it to get shocked to death.