Morgan Quest 64

[BobbyClock]

Fill the condom with jam.

[Munglai]

You fill the condom with jam to create a wacky lubricated jam bomb.

[Sergeant Major]

Throw the bomb at the robot and use the parts that come out to make a personal EVA suit.

[BinaryClock]

Exit Stage Right.

Which is left. Go left.

[BoulderClock]

Use the copper wires and ball them up, stick them in your pants to look your biggest and best.

[MSPaintClock]

You reach for your face paint and paint over the robots- robot eye so he can't see when he wakes back up. When this is accomplished move on to the left.

[Munglai]

You stuff your pants with the wires to make your penis look even huger than it already is.
You wipe some of the face paint onto your hand and smear it across the robot's eye because it'll be funny later.

Unfortunately the wood that you prised up mysteriously vanished so you can't fashion it into a weapon.

You exit through the door to the left.


You find yourself in another section of the corridor.
Against the wall is a fancy looking vending machine.
There's a lobster here.

There's an exit to your left from which you can hear talking. The exit to your right leads back to the room you came from.

[Alazar]

Take the lobster, then put it inside your jelly-condom bomb to make a jelly-condom-lobster bomb.

Using your fists of justice, punch right through the vending machine window and take a soda can. Open the can and use the soda to CLEAN THAT STUPID SHIT OFF YOUR FACE ALREADY.

[CaramelAppleClock]

take all the snacks in the vending machine
play with the wires you already have to make the machine spit all the snacks or whack the glass with your iron-coated barbie doll

[YoYoClock]

This is really funny so far



talk to the lobster

[Soup Clock]

Use the lobster's claw to pry open the vending machine and replace a bag of skittles with the condom jelly bomb so the next person who wants skittles gets a little surprise.

[OvenmittClock]

beat the vending machine with the lobster untill it submitts

[Munglai]

You try to pick up the lobster but it threatens you and you decide against it.



You attempt to smash through the vending machine's glass with your fists of justice, but the machine employs a defense mechanism and sets your head on fire, before demanding that you insert exact change.

[Sword]

Use the now flaming head to cook the lobster and eat the inners.

[Loki Clock]

...To increase constitution, of course.

[SoBe Clock]

You took someone's suggestion to make a jelly filled condom bomb but you ignored my suggestion to make an electric metal barbie flail?  

[PossumClock]

Use the now flaming head to cook the lobster and eat the inners.

With a VCR

[Alazar]

Unplug the vending machine and try punching through the glass again. Defense mechanisms usually require electricity to work.  Then, get some soda and use it to put out your head and clean off your face.

[BobbyClock]

Give the lobster some bread as a peace offering.

[MSPaintClock]

Tip the vending machine onto the lobster, no one tells Morgan to fuck off. Afterwards profit on snacks and dead lobster.