I just fucked up another date

[Isison]

Ok, long story short, here's what happened.

I went to a Chinese restaurant with a Chinese girl today. Not officially a date, since we just met each other recently. Chinese new year was about a week ago, so she began to tell me things about the new year festivals. The date went great so far, because at least we got a great topic to talk about.

Then, she mentions something about "having good luck in the new year". She took one of the cheap-made chopsticks out, and showed to me. It's that kind one-time-usage wooden chopsticks that you have to split it open first to use. Ok, she then told me:"If you can split this RIGHT in half, you will have good luck this year ^_^".

Well, I admit I don't know much about this damn tradition. I should've read some book before I come. Anyway, I took the chopstick. Without knowing which direction should I split it open, I hold both chopsticks together, left ends of both chopsticks with my left hand, right ends of both chopsticks with my right hand, and "BANG", I ripped it in half and sent couple wooden splinters flying. I gave myself a 9/10 for ripping it apart, but she then looked at me with eyes full-moon open. Then, she said: "Hmm......no, you should split it into two chopsticks, not spliting both chopsticks in half......" Lol, other Chinese people were looking at me too. I feel so stupid.

Well, that date is freaking ruined.

[SpinningCubeClock]

You're a fucking dickhead. It's not that hard to work out.

[WiiClock]

Tell her you'll do the same to her dick if she doesn't go on another date with you.

[RobertSmithClock]

That's our Isison!

[Mashed Potato Johnson]

pretty

[CapitalistClock]

That's our Isison!

Exactly what i was thinking lmao.

[StrangeClock]

Afterwards all the Chinese people probably huddled and said HAHAAHHAAA DA WHITE BOY I' RETADED

[IvysaurClock]

Well... at least she'll remember you...

[DrClock]

how is that ruined? Overreacting bitch.



Edit: GOD I missed the orange clock emotions. He looks so cuuuuuuuute.

[Steve]

This is what happens in china town.

[MarshmallowClock]

I'm without a doubt posting this on 4chan and on encyclopedia dramatica.
Epic copy pasta featuring Isison.

Also not all is lost, she might call you or something. But yeah. Haha. How do you fucking make that mistake?

[DWARFINATORclock]

I hold both chopsticks together, left ends of both chopsticks with my left hand, right ends of both chopsticks with my right hand, and "BANG", I ripped it in half and sent couple wooden splinters flying. I gave myself a 9/10 for ripping it apart, but she then looked at me with eyes full-moon open. Then, she said: "Hmm......no, you should split it into two chopsticks, not spliting both chopsticks in half......" Lol, other Chinese people were looking at me too. I feel so stupid.

Well, that date is freaking ruined.

You are a fucking retard.

[SageClock]

If you had played it off once you realized you had fucked up like it was meant to be a joke, you probably could have gotten away with it, instead of a deer-in-headlights "oh shit! i fucked up i fucked up the date is ruined there's no way she's going to like me now!", because she'll sense that and realize you're just a moron :P.

[DeadTreeClock]

I can't believe how stupid that is, for all I know you could've made it up, but I lol'ed regardless.

Oh and if you're worried about looking like a fool, grow up.

[Blue]

LOLOLOLOL...

I fucking laughed my ass off....

She'll at least have something funny to tell her friends... lolz

[Soup Clock]

Well at least she didn't leave you for it.  If you really want to fuck up the date, tell her how you wipe your ass.

[CrustClock]

I liked the way you told your amusing anecdote, if it's any consolation .

[Biggskoo]

i remember i said a few weeks ago that i couldn't figure out whether you were the best poster ever or the worst poster ever

you are the best poster ever

[VCRClock]

i remember i said a few weeks ago that i couldn't figure out whether you were the best poster ever or the worst poster ever

you are the best poster ever

{{Isison}}

[I'm Gone Don't PM me!]

You are a fucking retard.

I wish you were a mod. :(