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Farted by Maltese, May 12, 2007, 07:50:54 PM

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Maltese

This topic is great,
You can write many Haikus,
this is a haiku.

I can write Haikus,
You also can write Haikus,
Let us write Haikus.

Haiku Haiku Hai-
Ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku Ergh.

Slash

suck your mom, nigg er
i despise your filthy race
now return my bike

Maltese

Haiku Battle bitch,
I can do this all day long,
La-Ma-Oh, haiku.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Phallic disorder
My dick will not get back up
Life is agony

Maltese

Homosexual
is a five syllable word
Gay people are fun.

Slash

calm down my good man
it's quality that does it
were quantity fails

Maltese

I see what you mean
these poems are very odd
This is Sparta---aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Slash

odd is the right word
but it's clockcrew afterall
you will not survive

Maltese

survival you say?
Return of the king is on
Boy, this movie sucks

Slash

frodo we love you
so do i, smeagol and sam
now rape my hot ass

Slash

aids infected blood
decorating my plain walls
girl sawn in pieces

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Myspace is a shit
That must be cleaned up now
Do it for justice

Slash

cotton in my hand
i'm running at a fast pace
white man, please don't hurt

Chalk Clock

Paper or plastic
it doesn't really matter
we all end up dead

Slash

painfull breastcancer
located in a weird place
my ass hurts a lot

Chalk Clock

how can it be breast
Cancer if its in you ass
what is wrong with you

Slash

just kidding nigger
there is no way that happens
it's in my prostate

Maltese

This topic is great
I struggle to fit in words
Dude, i hate you, fuck

Slash

please don't hate me, sir
there is no reason for that
what is on your mind

IvysaurClock

I bet five dollars
On the outcome of this fight
Don't let me down Malt