the Haiku Thread

[Maltese]

This topic is great,
You can write many Haikus,
this is a haiku.

I can write Haikus,
You also can write Haikus,
Let us write Haikus.

Haiku Haiku Hai-
Ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku Ergh.

[Slash]

suck your mom, nigg er
i despise your filthy race
now return my bike

[Maltese]

Haiku Battle bitch,
I can do this all day long,
La-Ma-Oh, haiku.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Phallic disorder
My dick will not get back up
Life is agony

[Maltese]

Homosexual
is a five syllable word
Gay people are fun.

[Slash]

calm down my good man
it's quality that does it
were quantity fails

[Maltese]

I see what you mean
these poems are very odd
This is Sparta---aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Slash]

odd is the right word
but it's clockcrew afterall
you will not survive

[Maltese]

survival you say?
Return of the king is on
Boy, this movie sucks

[Slash]

frodo we love you
so do i, smeagol and sam
now rape my hot ass

[Slash]

aids infected blood
decorating my plain walls
girl sawn in pieces

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Myspace is a shit
That must be cleaned up now
Do it for justice

[Slash]

cotton in my hand
i'm running at a fast pace
white man, please don't hurt

[Chalk Clock]

Paper or plastic
it doesn't really matter
we all end up dead

[Slash]

painfull breastcancer
located in a weird place
my ass hurts a lot

[Chalk Clock]

how can it be breast
Cancer if its in you ass
what is wrong with you

[Slash]

just kidding nigger
there is no way that happens
it's in my prostate

[Maltese]

This topic is great
I struggle to fit in words
Dude, i hate you, fuck

[Slash]

please don't hate me, sir
there is no reason for that
what is on your mind

[IvysaurClock]

I bet five dollars
On the outcome of this fight
Don't let me down Malt