Keith Richards' Detective Adventure

[CrustClock]

BUMP

[salt]

PUMB

[DrClock]

PUMB

We don't bump here! Well we do, But we make it look like were not.

[Topcatyo]

High five that hand!

My offer still stands.

[CrustClock]

Muuuuuunglaaaaaaaiii!

[Munglai]

Hi guys!

You high-five the hand.

It makes a nice noise but the hand doesn't seem impressed.

You try to engage it in a game of rock, paper, scissors, but the hand just keeps doing paper.

You decide not to remove the trousers because they seem to be holding the room together at the moment.

You try to chat with the eye but unfortunately it's an eye and not a mouth so it merely blinks, dilates and cries.

You eat the giant chocolate bar.

It takes ages.

Then you head back to the left.

A huge blue boot is somehow managing to eye you unhappily despite its complete lack of eyes. Not far ahead of you is a cheerful hot air balloon and to your right there is a small house sitting atop a glamorous looking storm cloud. A brown first-aid box is lying on the floor beside a locked door. The floor appears to have become an ocean but that doesn't bother you too much.

[patriotclock]

Climb in the boot ride it around the ocean looking for stuff.

[Munglai]

P.S. for those of you who've forgotten (I had) Mick Jagger's been murdered and Inspector John Cleese won't let you out of the room to investigate until you find the murder weapon so he can inspect it for prints and that!

[Topcatyo]

Climb inside your hat to see what's inside.

[Kodiakclock]

Climb inside your hat to see what's inside.

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[Maltese]

Keep walking in the same direction and hopefully you might some clues!

[KeyClock]

Strip down Adam Ant. He looks suspicious, maybe he's concealed the body and murder weapon inside his coat.

[BinaryClock]

Climb inside your hat to see what's inside.

This seems like a respectable course of action.

Or check and see whats in the little house on the cloud.

[RangerClock]

get the first aid kit, and then climb into your hat.

[Munglai]

You climb inside your hat.

It's very dark but feeling around you manage to find something of interest.

Re-emerging you discover it's a rather dashing tuxedo shirt and jacket.

You open the fist-aid box.

There appears to be some kind of secret staircase inside!

[OvenmittClock]

put on the tuxedo and go down the stairs

[SilverClock]

I was just thinking about this thread, it rocks. :3

Put the tuxedo on and dazzle Detective John Cleese with your dashing, aged, good looks.

[Topcatyo]

Put on the tuxedo and trip down the stairs, as that's the only way to travel in his strange land.

[Kodiakclock]

Put on the tuxedo and trip down the stairs, as that's the only way to travel in his strange land.

topcatyo runs this thread.


also unzip your zipper for the hell of it.

[Munglai]

You try to put on the tuxedo but your fingers keep turning into crocodiles when you touch the buttons. Maybe you should try when you're not high, or less high at least.

You trip down the stairs.



You arrive in some kind of underground room. From the ceiling dangle stars and a moon. A few feet in front of you is a large sword half burred in a giant die.