Keith Richards' Detective Adventure

[Kombucha]

Ask some people there if they want to help look for clues.

The, suddenly, you get transported aboard a spaceship by Morgan Freeman, because a combination of the two quests would be super awesome.

[Munglai]

Fine. Stand still.

The end.

Jeez what a quitter! Hardcore adventure game players don't quit! They run their mouse curser all over the scenery of every area looking for things to interact with and combine everything with everything until something works!


You take Stevie's discarded glass but aren't strong enough to rip the cord from the lamp.


You investigate the painting and find that it swings open on tiny invisible hinges, revealing a little cupboard built into the wall/stairs. There's a tiny jar of orange liquid, which you take because you're all going to say "TKAE IT" if you don't. Examining it closer you notice it's labelled "Stardust" in elegant, loopy handwriting. You've heard of Stardust in the past. You've been told the story many a time at late night rockstar picnics sat around a rock star camp fire. It's said that Stardust is a rare and mystical drug so mind-altering that it allows you to see and do things that are usually inconceivable to even the most broad-minded jazz musician.


P.S. sorry for the lack of art I'm reeally really tired.

[CrustClock]

I see where you're going. Slip a little of the stardust into the drink and offer it to John Cleese the police officer.

[Topcatyo]

I see where you're going. Slip a little of the stardust into the drink and offer it to John Cleese the police officer.

This.

[camoclock is a great man]

Take the Stardust yourself.

[Sharp Clock]

Option a: Load the syringe with stardust, throw the human heart at the John Cleese's face to distract him when the hot water gets in his eyes. Sneak up behind Cleese and inject him with stardust. Whip out the flamingo and scare him with it so he trips out. Then take the stardust yourself.

Option b: Just take the stardust yourself and turn invisible with your mind.

[Heliopios]

Oh god lmao

[GodClock]

hot blooded check it and see got a fever of a hundred and three


that's something you can do right you can do foreigner

that song is metal

[Munglai]

SORRY GUYS I'M RIGHT BUSY AT THE MOMENT

[KinderEggClock]

SORRY GUYS I'M RIGHT BUSY AT THE MOMENT

[Kombucha]

Ask some people there if they want to help look for clues.

The, suddenly, you get transported aboard a spaceship by Morgan Freeman, because a combination of the two quests would be super awesome.

Pleeeeeeeeeassse!

[Munglai]

Hi guys I'm not busy right now so I'm bringing this shiz back.

predicting "I can't drink I'm on duty!"

Yes that always happens in this games rarara. I won't bother drawing it because Corpsegrinder's description was so vivid.

You take some Stardust

I would draw keith snorting it or injecting it or something but my cat has come and sat all over my tablet and made it awkward to use!

vvvvvvvvwelcome to Stardust Mode! When you're in this state you can do things that you wouldn't normally be able to do and interact with things in a whole new way. Things that you may not have noticed before become more obviously important and if you're in the right place, things may start guiding you in the right direction. However, certain areas can also become off limits due to terrifying things or bits of the world floating away. Remember, things you do in the drug world will effect the real world! Also it is possible to run out of Stardust so don't take too much or you might have to go and find more.

[AbsintheClock]

Wear those pants in the corner under your regular pants so you can wear them when you rock out later. Make sure to pump that eye for information. I bet he knows something about that facial hair you grew and got rid of.

[ActionClock]

eat the giant chocolate bar

[CrustClock]

go left

[StrangeClock]

holy shit. This is what Soul Reaver should've been.

[CrustClock]

This is a slow moving adventure thread

[Topcatyo]

High five that hand!

[Slash]

well let's head back to the place of murder now you're in this state

[TequilaClock]

Make the hat hanger your new sidekick.