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If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?

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Kombucha

#260
April 21, 2008, 09:27:54 PM
To pull my eyes out of my head and put them back in my head, unable to see when they were outside my head.

And great dancing ability.

Big Sexy Hair

#261
April 22, 2008, 12:44:09 AM
Being able to pull strippers out of my afro.

Impractical because those bitches still wanna get paid.

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Rules 1 and 2 don\'t apply.

Thor

#262
April 22, 2008, 01:23:33 AM
cattle prod penis
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
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einsteinclock

#263
April 23, 2008, 04:38:10 AM
I would have the ability to go one day without using an innuendo.
 It seems impossible for me.
If your father and his wife have a daughter, she is your sister. You must not have sexual relations with her.

Slurpee

#264
April 23, 2008, 04:39:18 AM
Quote from: einstein;1289715It seems impossible for me.
That's what she said.

einsteinclock

#265
April 23, 2008, 04:48:25 AM
Quote from: Slurpee?;1289716That's what she said.
hahaha... wait no thats bad.
If your father and his wife have a daughter, she is your sister. You must not have sexual relations with her.

Fireman

#266
April 23, 2008, 11:18:36 AM
To fap at the speed of light but unable to fap any slower.
Also my dick would like light on fire from all the friction.

Bigglesnoots

#267
April 23, 2008, 12:12:14 PM
the ability to almost break every world record
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

WarCorrespondentClock

#268
April 26, 2008, 08:17:04 AM
The ability to recharge my phone whenever I REALLY need to.

Bigglesnoots

#269
April 26, 2008, 08:21:56 AM
Quote from: WarCorrespondent;1292604The ability to recharge my phone whenever I REALLY need to.
that's not impractical :grumpy:
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Fireman

#270
April 26, 2008, 09:08:41 AM
The ability to be able to leap over buildings.
But still die from the fall.

SpinningCubeClock

#271
April 26, 2008, 09:37:47 AM
Quote from: einstein;1289715I would have the ability to go one day without using an innuendo.
 It seems impossible for me.
In YOUR end-o.
hello

RubiksClock

#272
April 26, 2008, 09:47:27 AM
The wonderful ability to stop blinking.

Then after 10 seconds or so, when my eyes feel dry, resume blinking.
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Bigglesnoots

#273
April 26, 2008, 09:48:13 AM
I'm sorry, but I already have that ability, six-fold.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Asshatclock

#274
April 26, 2008, 09:58:49 AM
The ability to make goatse pop up on my screen whenever my parents walk in.

Moose Clock

#275
April 26, 2008, 10:35:48 AM
Being able to see what happened to myself 1 minute in the past.

LambdaClock

#276
April 26, 2008, 10:41:21 AM
The power to make others go to the bathroom.

CeleriacClock

#277
April 26, 2008, 11:11:12 AM
Floaty feet, so I could walk on water and surf without a board haha.

Bigglesnoots

#278
April 26, 2008, 12:30:53 PM
Quote from: Moose Clock;1292692Being able to see what happened to myself 1 minute in the past.
ACTION REPLAY


that would be awesome, actually!
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

RubiksClock

#279
April 26, 2008, 04:57:09 PM
Quote from: ⊲UpdateClock⊳;1292671I'm sorry, but I already have that ability, six-fold.

Okay, fine.

The amazing ability to eat flowers and other plants I find on the ground and not be poisoned.

At least, for the moment. Then, I get long term ailments.
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