If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?

[CaramelAppleClock]

The Ability to shove food up my butt, and shit it out of my mouth.

that's what i said too

The ability to fffffff but only when I ffffff.

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[Marlin Clock]

The ability to be unaffected by tryptophan.

[Steam]

The ability to get distracted by everything. A single room could keep you busy for five years.

Here, try some of this... (coughs) It's good shit.

[BobbyClock]

Punching steam in the face

[GodClock]

the ability to detect when people are farting

[RobertSmithClock]

the ability to make crowds clap at innappropriate times during school orchestra concerts, i actually have this power already i just found out tonight

[iPodClock]

I would have a power in which my powers would change every 10 minutes.
By the way it's Blackmagic here stealing iPod's computer ho ho ho.

[Galaxy Clock]

The power to speak any language in the world, but only when I sneeze and manage to keep my eyes open for the duratioon there of.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

The ability to ryhme things with the word "orange"

Door Hinge.

[Steve]

the power to comb other people's hairs in barber shops

[Pin Clock]

Falcon Punch. No other possible choice.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

fuck you >:c

:D

[Marlin Clock]

The power to make Stride gum even more longer lasting.

[Pin Clock]

Oh, impractical power. Then I'd say to change stoplights at will.

[Marlin Clock]

Oh, impractical power. Then I'd say to change stoplights at will.

That's totally practical yet has a high potential for collateral damage/abuse.

Like say you're a cop and you need to fill your quota, use it on people blowing the yellow and turn it red so you can ticket them for it.

Also you're a cop and you use it to get to a crimescene faster by lighting the greens ahead of you.

Or you're a bad guy and suddenly have a light turn green so absent-minded drivers drive into the middle of the street and crash.

[RobClock]

ide have the power to convice people windows '98 was a good operating system.

[skeletal]

To be able to camoflauge into a map of the world.
For parties and shit.

[Pin Clock]

That's totally practical yet has a high potential for collateral damage/abuse.

Alright, alright, less practical. The ability to hold a note forever.

[Maltese]

Door Hinge.

that doesn't rhyme with orange, it rhymes with oringe though.

[Marlin Clock]

Use it to get a job as an opera singer

Sorry, enough semantics.

The ability to turn any piece of paper into dot-matrix format.