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If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?

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BunnyClock

#80
August 17, 2007, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: Lump, Darksteel Colossus;956722Lol for what?

getting places!

Oh it'd fun to have perfume farts

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#81
August 17, 2007, 05:27:10 PM
The power to change my eye color at will. That's be awesome. Damn awesome.

MSPaintClock

#82
August 17, 2007, 05:31:16 PM
Since I realized that if I could make anything taste like chicken could be sort of useful, I think my next power would be to generate body heat. Not like the fantastic four set your body on fire and go flying heat. But like, hey my body is twenty degrees higher than normal I'm dying/dead.

KeyClock

#83
August 17, 2007, 05:43:15 PM
The ability to turn anything into something off of the Taco Bell menu

Quote from: Blackbeefgina;956658the power to make my hands smell funny when I feel like it.
You can already do that :/

PossumClock

#84
August 17, 2007, 06:17:50 PM
Whenever you pull off a sick break dance move, someone directly 50 miles away from you breaks the bone you should have. 5 times.

RomanClock

#85
August 17, 2007, 06:24:50 PM
Ctrl Z for paper, but to do it I have to spin around 3 times and pull on my ears.
lemayo lol :soups:

Bigglesnoots

#86
August 18, 2007, 01:42:12 AM
Quote from: OpossumClock;957334Whenever you pull off a sick break dance move, someone directly 50 miles away from you breaks the bone you should have. 5 times.
people will always want to be close to you then.
you'll be loved.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Dragonbladeclock

#87
August 18, 2007, 01:53:46 AM
A Frog Tongue
Horrible name amirite?

Hamsa Clock

#88
August 18, 2007, 02:29:46 AM
The power to turn anything into Vincent Price.

Lump Clock

#89
August 18, 2007, 03:47:53 AM
The ability to perform a perpetual backflip

SpinningCubeClock

#90
August 18, 2007, 04:08:45 AM
I would have the power to make the knuckles on my fingers bend the other way as well. That way, I could actually punch people with my palm. :)
hello

SpinningCubeClock

#91
August 18, 2007, 04:14:07 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor;957330The ability to find exactly where the fuck the remote is every fucking time I lose it.
THAT is the most practical superpower EVER!!!!
hello

BunnyClock

#92
August 18, 2007, 04:25:50 AM
Quote from: DigitalBunnyClock;956653The power to change the direction in which a joint turns, imagine if i made you twist your arm in the wrong direction ahah.
Quote from: SpinningCubeClock;958642I would have the power to make the knuckles on my fingers bend the other way as well. That way, I could actually punch people with my palm. :)

Ajejejjejejajajaj

SuperGhandi

#93
August 18, 2007, 04:43:04 AM
The power to make people turn caps lock on, even when writing on paper.

Poltergeist

#94
August 18, 2007, 04:45:44 AM
The ability to wear a dog suit without changing into a dog.

Slash

#95
April 12, 2008, 11:38:23 PM
The ability to revive an old but nice thread.

TequilaClock

#96
April 12, 2008, 11:47:48 PM
The ability of farting a chocolate fragrance.

WiiClock

#97
April 12, 2008, 11:53:15 PM
the ability to emit a wi-fi signal from my painus
HELLO EVERYONE.

Solenoidclock

#98
April 13, 2008, 12:01:24 AM
The ability to disturb objects with resonance, no matter the size.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

Sergeant Major

#99
April 13, 2008, 12:01:48 AM
The ability to make female mammary glands grow.
~LANCE LEADER~
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