If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?

[WarCorrespondentClock]

Well, i guess my im-practical power would be....the ability to remember quotes from movies word for word.

[clockradioclock]

The ability to pop balloons with my mind. Balloons only.

[Kombucha]

The ability to pop balloons with my mind. Balloons only.

That would be awesome.

[clockradioclock]

But completely impractical. _poogle_

The ability to make gum chew itself.

[ChocolateBarClock]

The ability to see what I will do in 10 seconds.

[Loki Clock]

The ability to unheal any wound I've ever had.

[Maltese]

The ability to unheal any wound I've ever had.

dude, that is so practical, lets say it's halloween, and you need to have a kickass zombie costume

[Silly Putty Clock]

I would have the power to make the knuckles on my fingers bend the other way as well. That way, I could actually punch people with my palm.

I can sort of do this in real life, except that I need to hold the fingers in place with my other hand so I can't do any punching.

Bump.

[WrenchClock]

Shoot lasers from my eyes, and by lasers i mean low power laser pen lasers.

[OvenmittClock]

Shoot lasers from my eyes, and by lasers i mean low power laser pen lasers.

Think about how useful they'll be when you're giving a powerpoint presentation.

[WrenchClock]

But if you look at a co-worker's tits everyone would know!

[BinaryClock]

The ability to remember what I posted in super old threads.

[Sinister Clock]

The ability to remove any disease from anyone, for three seconds.

[EnglishClock]

The ability to remove any disease from anyone, for three seconds.

Somebody with a life threatening illness would hunt you down and make you their slave

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

To be able to turn into an inanimate object.























and I'm never able to turn back

[RobClock]

To be able to turn into an inanimate object.























and I'm never able to turn back

assuming you'd maintain consciousness, that would actual be pretty cool.

[WrenchClock]

assuming you'd maintain consciousness, that would actual be pretty cool.

Not if you turn into a toilet

[WrenchClock]

...unless you're into that kind of thing, Rob.

[Slurpee]

assuming you'd maintain consciousness, that would actual be pretty cool.

I can't think of a single inanimate object I'd want to be trapped as, a helpless observer to my every surrounding and eventual demise. sounds like a complete nightmare.



except... maybe a tesseract.
or a sun.
hm.

[AstronautClock]

I can't think of a single inanimate object I'd want to be trapped as, a helpless observer to my every surrounding and eventual demise. sounds like a complete nightmare.



except... maybe a tesseract.
or a sun.
hm.

a rock in the woods. you see the world around you change across eons of time