Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

[OvenmittClock]

I havent tried that one yet. I heard a lot of booing  everywhere towards it.

people who boo it are fucking idiots.

[Slash]

i wish he would review STALKER shadow of chernobyl

Buh, even i could do that, you have cars all over the place, but no you gotta run all over the through the zone, collecting these artifacts, but for some reason the creaters of the game feel like you have to be punished for using the powerup system they implented into the game, and then i'm not even talking about the lack of inventory or the fact that money is quite useless because you can find all the stuff on your anymies

man ranting is so easy as long as you don't bother about capitalization, grammer, spelling or punctuation

[Slash]

None the less it's still fun because not every single gun has a aim like "ye see dat fly over yonder on uncle Bobs head? i'm genna shoot it right off sonny"

[OvenmittClock]

naw, that was awful.

[TequilaClock]

Again, I still haven't tried it. Maybe this week.

[BobbyClock]

I havent tried that one yet. I heard a lot of booing  everywhere towards it.

It's an FPS where you can't run and gun.

Put 2 and 2 together.

[PirateClock]

i played the turok demo, it sucked balls

[TremcladClock]

I havent tried that one yet. I heard a lot of booing  everywhere towards it.

It's really not a bad game, it's just incredibly broken. It feels a bit like the developers set out to create a competitor for Morrowind, blew their budget in the first year of development, then released it several years late due to the absence of funding and the diminished will to piss about with it any longer. That would certainly explain why the dated graphics are medicated with pixel-shader abuse.

It's pretty fun if you install a transportation mod and just drive around exploring.

[OvenmittClock]

It's really not a bad game, it's just incredibly broken. It feels a bit like the developers set out to create a competitor for Morrowind, blew their budget in the first year of development, then released it several years late due to the absence of funding and the diminished will to piss about with it any longer. That would certainly explain why the dated graphics are medicated with pixel-shader abuse.

It's pretty fun if you install a transportation mod and just drive around exploring.

too small for cars to be fun.
also im thinking that S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky will be awesome.
alsoalsoalso it will have fast transportation for all the whining babies.

[PirateClock]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3059-Zero-Punctuation-Zack-Wiki

[TruncheonClock]

wack and ziki

[AirPumpClock]

I'm interested to see what he says about Brawl, although seeing as he is in Australia, that could be quite a while.

[Marlin Clock]

I doubt he'd do it even when he gets it.

And I doubt release dates have anything to do with assigned games, the escapist pays for all his stuff so I would assume that they also could afford to ship him a game from the states.

[AirPumpClock]

I doubt he'd do it even when he gets it.

And I doubt release dates have anything to do with assigned games, the escapist pays for all his stuff so I would assume that they also could afford to ship him a game from the states.

He'd need an American Wii, a freeloader, or some warranty breakage. Also, he did say in a review that (in my words) he does tend to take requests when eighty bajillion people request it.

[TremcladClock]

He'd need an American Wii, a freeloader, or some warranty breakage. Also, he did say in a review that he does tend to take requests when eighty bajillion people request it.

And it's ultimately not worth it, seeing as Super Smash Brothers Brawl would be an incredibly dull game to review with the Zero Punctuation format.

[catclock]

Bleh am I the only one who never really found this guy funny?

[TremcladClock]

Bleh am I the only one who never really found this guy funny?

Yes.

[AirPumpClock]

And it's ultimately not worth it, seeing as Super Smash Brothers Brawl would be an incredibly dull game to review with the Zero Punctuation format.

Probably because they're too cheap to hire voice actors for the story, since they spent all their money buying all the American ones who would sound better if their neck was slit and dipped into a bath of steaming cow piss.

[Marlin Clock]

Yes.

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[TequilaClock]

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