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Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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SoBe Clock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1188775THIS IS A MUMORPUGER!

MUMOPRUGER is a wierd way of saying MMORPG.

SnakeClock

Quote from: SoBeClock;1188932MUMOPRUGER is a wierd way of saying MMORPG.

That's how he pronounces the acronym.

TequilaClock


Topcatyo

New article of PC Gamer, which means new back column article by Yahtzee.
Read it, and it was hilarious.
Not sure if I can find it anywhere on the nets...

PirateClock

me and yathzee agree that all games that aren't created by valve are shit.
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camoclock is a great man

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1202033me and yathzee agree that all games that aren't created by valve are shit.

That's odd I seem to share that motion
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salt

I still love this guy hahaha.

Except he's been reviewing shitty games recently : /
hej.

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SnakeClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1202004I have a bad feeling about this.

Says Jill Valentine, as a member of the undead chews on her flesh.


Poltergeist

It's not funny when he's reviewing good games.

PirateClock

Quote from: Toon Link;1215462It's not funny when he's reviewing good games.

well he's only been positive about The orange box and COD4 so far..  all the others are eather mediocre or shit.
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camoclock is a great man

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1215463well he's only been positive about The orange box and COD4 so far..  all the others are eather mediocre or shit.

Psychonauts as well
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SnakeClock

Quote from: El Hijo Del Ice Cream;1215479Psychonauts as well

Super Paper Mario.

Quote from: Toon Link;1215462It's not funny when he's reviewing good games.

Lack of conflict rarely makes for good entertainment, but I still think he can pull it off. Though when he broke down to material like "Fuck you, Portal's great, and if you don't think so you must be stupid!" at the end of his Orange Box review, it felt like he was phoning it in.

Kombucha

Quote from: Toon Link;1215462It's not funny when he's reviewing good games.
Yes it is.

TequilaClock

This week: SimCity Societies.

Mmm actually I expected something like Professor Layton but this is fine as well. There is a bonus at the end.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2928-Zero-Punctuation-Sim-City-Societies

Poltergeist


SnakeClock

Quote from: Ness;1219409Mmm actually I expected something like Professor Layton but this is fine as well. There is a bonus at the end.

Too current. Wait two or three weeks. :cool:

TequilaClock


SockpuppetClock

So that's how he looks like, I thought he would look different.

SoBe Clock

Quote from: SockPuppetClock;1235885So that's how he looks like, I thought he would look different.

I wish we could have seen his legendary "sweet hat."