Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

SnakeClock · January 05, 2008, 07:00:08 PM

Quote from: SoBeClock;1164029Hahaha the guitar hero one is priceless, especially the ending.

"It's just not as good as tonguing another man's balls. I mean as it used to be."

Marlin Clock · January 06, 2008, 12:32:38 AM

Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1164041"It's just not as good as tonguing another man's balls. I mean as it used to be."

I'm not gay.

TequilaClock · January 06, 2008, 02:58:49 AM

Quote from: Miss Sakaki;1163999He said exactly what I was thinking (almost down to the letter) where Galaxy should be just the weird platforming interludes from Sunshine.

Heh same, and I am wondering now where will Mario take off since admittedly he has been EVERYWHERE with the SAME chore with the SAME chick with the SAME villain and the SAME plot, however I love Mario and Nintendo, who can I blame.

Getting back, where could he be next time? He has been in paintings, made of paper, fought an enemy out of their dimension and logic (Super Mario RPG), gone under the sea, space, under space. What now?

Poltergeist · January 06, 2008, 02:59:01 AM

Okay, I'm a huge fucking faggot so heres why I disagree with the Galaxy statement:
The game uses three fucking buttons, Sunshine used ALL of them. Seriously, if he strained his arm doing the twirls in galaxy he either has an arm made from some sort of leather or doesn't realize you just need to flick it slightly.

Anyway look at what a bitch I am.

EDIT: Holy shit look

Mario land
Mario World
Mario Sunshine
Mario Galaxy
Mario Dark Matter?

Kombucha · January 16, 2008, 11:34:43 PM

This one is quite enjoyable as well.

salt · January 17, 2008, 05:37:55 AM

I fucking loved this one aswell. I also really enjoy his animation and those little monster thingies. I love how they do these little actions that are only words next to them which aern't that noticable but they seem so awkward and go with what he's saying.

Topcatyo · January 17, 2008, 05:43:19 AM

One person from Zero Punctuation (Yahtzee something) has started to write for the back column of PC Gamer magazine since Garry Whitta left it to pursue other stuff.
Kinda sorta on-topic.

Marlin Clock · January 17, 2008, 04:09:27 PM

Quote from: Naboo;1179392One person from Zero Punctuation (Yahtzee something) has started to write for the back column of PC Gamer magazine since Garry Whitta left it to pursue other stuff.
Kinda sorta on-topic.

Yahtzee is the only person in Zero Punctuation, that's just the name of his reviews.

Topcatyo · January 17, 2008, 04:17:08 PM

Quote from: LINK, THE HERO OF TIME;1179905Yahtzee is the only person in Zero Punctuation, that's just the name of his reviews.

Oh.
Well, that's what happens when you only watch one review on the site before getting lazy.

Wind-up Clock · January 17, 2008, 04:50:33 PM

His backlog on the magazine is awesome.

Topcatyo · January 17, 2008, 05:07:37 PM

Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1179968His backlog on the magazine is awesome.

Indeed it is.

Poltergeist · January 17, 2008, 05:22:12 PM

I love the flight description in the Crysis review. I want this guy to review a game that controls like utter shit just to hear the monologue he'd make up.

TequilaClock · January 17, 2008, 05:26:12 PM

Quote from: Poltergeist;1180023I love the flight description in the Crysis review. I want this guy to review a game that controls like utter shit just to hear the monologue he'd make up.

A new Superman game.

Poltergeist · January 17, 2008, 05:38:55 PM

Quote from: Chiyo-Chichi;1180032A new Superman game.

Superman 128

BluezombieClock · January 17, 2008, 06:18:50 PM

Haha! I love the Assassin's Creed one!

Kombucha · January 23, 2008, 08:03:24 PM

This one has something extra at the end.

SnakeClock · January 23, 2008, 08:04:40 PM

Rather an odd addition, I say.

BobbyClock · January 23, 2008, 08:06:43 PM

Retard Mcspackypants

Really tears the fuck out of this one haha

TequilaClock · January 23, 2008, 08:22:35 PM

THIS IS A MUMORPUGER!

Pin Clock · January 23, 2008, 08:36:16 PM

I'm Really Advanced, I click on my monsters twice.

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