Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

[Poltergeist]

Damn blackies

[Maltese]

I wish we could have seen his legendary "sweet hat."

go to the valve travelogue, it shows a picture of him in the hat.

[SnakeClock]

Tycho (on the right) looks like that?!

[SoBe Clock]

go to the valve travelogue, it shows a picture of him in the hat.

Sweet hat. _poogle_

[Topcatyo]

Tycho (on the right) looks like that?!

Yeah.  The guys from Penny Arcade aren't the most attractive people, and don't really look at all like their alter-egos.
Also, Tycho Brahe is the name of a famous physicist.  Never knew that before Physics class.

[TruncheonClock]

Yahtzee VS Devil May Cry 4

Sums the game up perfectly.

[KinderEggClock]

The guitar hero 3 one had me in stitches

[PirateClock]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3016-Zero-Punctuation-Burnout-Paradise

hahaha

[TruncheonClock]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3016-Zero-Punctuation-Burnout-Paradise

hahaha

I'm going to go punch out an angry bear

[Loki Clock]

I already knew about these because you posted about them earlier, but AAAAAAAH //WWW.ESCAPISTMAGAZINE.COM IS DOWN!!

[SageClock]

Loki, I am SO going to permaban you. You bumped this topic reminding me about ZP this week and then I go to the site and they're freaking down.....grrrrrrrrrrrr! You shouldn't have even posted so I could remain blissfully ignorant, at least until the site was back up!

[TequilaClock]

Loki, I am SO going to permaban you. You bumped this topic reminding me about ZP this week and then I go to the site and they're freaking down.....grrrrrrrrrrrr! You shouldn't have even posted so I could remain blissfully ignorant, at least until the site was back up!

Well excuuuuuuuse me.

[SoBe Clock]

Hehehe

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3040-Zero-Punctuation-Turok


Turok gets a ripped a new one.

[camoclock is a great man]

Hehehe

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3040-Zero-Punctuation-Turok


Turok gets a ripped a new one.

Fuck yes Buckley burn

[TremcladClock]

Haha, I was hoping he'd run Turok through the wringer sooner or later.

That game tore my heart in half, as a long-time fan of Turok.

[SageClock]

Turok hasn't been good since the N64 though, so you really shouldn't have been surprised that it sucked.

[TremcladClock]

Turok hasn't been good since the N64 though, so you really shouldn't have been surprised that it sucked.

I really liked Turok Evolution on the PS2. It seemed to get a bad wrap for its rubbish graphics and sadistic level of difficulty, but it's just pure classic, in my opinion.

[TequilaClock]

Hahahahaha at last it reviews about how I hate the way FPS turned this decade. I loved Doom, Turok and Duke Nukem when I was 11 or so but also because it had the original style, mainly in Duke Nukem, hell yeah.

I haven't played this new Turok game, in fact I didn't even knew it existed, oh well.

[OvenmittClock]

i wish he would review STALKER shadow of chernobyl

[TequilaClock]

i wish he would review STALKER shadow of chernobyl

I havent tried that one yet. I heard a lot of booing  everywhere towards it.