Brief reviews of movies you saw recently

[PirateClock]

Resident Evil Degeneration

Its a lot better then those godawfull movies.

I was just watching this and the dialog made me want to kill myself.

Also i tried watching Walk Hard just now and stopped watching after 30 minutes, it wasn't funny in any way.

[Asshatclock]

I was just watching this and the dialog made me want to kill myself.

But its still better then the godawfull other movies.

[DingleberryClock]

I bought Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead a while back. I have to say, it's probably Lloyd Kaufman's best work. Doubt many people would agree, but I thought there were some cool things done with this film. I liked the scene in Wendy's bedroom, I thought it was a great sequence. I reccomend it for all B or C-level horror fans and aspiring film makers.

[TequilaClock]

I was just watching this and the dialog made me want to kill myself.

It sounds faithful to Resident Evil in that case.

[Topcatyo]

The Deep Blue Sea

Fucking terrible.  The dialogue, the CG, the plot, everything was shit.
It stars LL Cool J, by the way.

Evan Almighty

Painfully generic.  Wanda Sykes is the worst character, who boils down to "I'm snarky and black boop doop doop."  The message of random acts of kindness is one I can get behind, but not the movie.

Bedtime Stories

Watch this movie if you want to watch Adam Sandler's career die.


I would like to know I watch Deep Blue Sea in a hotel room while cooling down from an all-day visit to a theme park, and I watched the other two on a bus.

[TequilaClock]

Wanda Sykes is the worst character, who boils down to "I'm snarky and black boop doop doop."

Oh yeah I agree

"Yowu ahr nowt Whoopie! Yuu can't drehh like daht!"

[TabascoClock]

Wanda Sykes is the worst character, who boils down to "I'm snarky and black boop doop doop."

She's like that in every movie she's in apparently. Can she play any other type of characters?

[Topcatyo]

She's like that in every movie she's in apparently. Can she play any other type of characters?

Yeah, but, from what I've seen, she at least has at least a smidgen of importance in whatever else she does.  Like, in that one TV show she's in, she's the main character's best friend or whatever, so she's there to do whatever best friends do, only she does it black.
In this movie, she is not the main character's best friend, nor is she ever seen doing anything.  Anything at all.  It's like the script for Wanda read "Be black" in all her scenes.

[TequilaClock]

Jumper - 68/100

While the movie gimmick of "whoah these guys teleport whoah" was cool, the villains were fucking idiotic as in purposes, the main guy's acting made Keanu Reeve's look like a monkey and the whole attempt of making it have a story was way too fast and anticlimatic. I mean, it took them less than 10 minutes to the rivals become allies.

[TequilaClock]

Arlington Road - 84/100

What a tragic ending. Really weird villains but such assholes too.

[DiscoBallClock]

Slumdog Millionaire- 91/100
Great movie. The only reason I don't give it more points is because I found it a bit too clichéd at times.

[Slurpee]

Wolverine - 7/10
Preposterous.

[RobClock]

Xmen Origins: Wolverine (first impressions)
not bad. I just got back from watching it with my friend and i really liked this movie. the only thing i got against it is that his love interest is a little underdeveloped (that is to say, their relationship). I feel like there really should have been more explained. True, ones life does develop quite a bit after 6 years but you'd figure that since it is  a main aspect of the plot would be a little better developed.
but i digress, i got what i was looking for. That being; kickass violence and a badass Canadian Mutant, and if you're looking for anything similar, you shouldn't be disappointed.

7.5/10

[RomanClock]

Batman: Gotham Knight
Epic. Awesome. On par with Dark Knight. A must see!

[Kaijuclock]

Wolverine
5/10
kinda liked the first half, its like they fired the guy that wrote that part, and replaced him with the guy who played Sloth on the goonies.

[Topcatyo]

Young People Fucking
I found it to be hilarious and well done.
Though a good amount of the movie's humor comes from how awkward shit becomes.

[Kombucha]

Europa Europa
Whoa

[LeekClock]

synecdoche 5/5

No, it's not a "head trip", or a "weird trip into a dark mind". Don't go expecting a kooky platter of tricks -- it's not as superficial as that anymore, despite Kaufmann being at his most innovative. Kaufmann's developing his genius of unbounded expression; now it's used and not paraded. It's poetry and truth; extremely personal and yet extremely universal. It's a gigantic story that towers and oppresses, lifts and enlightens as required.

[Biblo]

synecdoche 5/5

No, it's not a "head trip", or a "weird trip into a dark mind". Don't go expecting a kooky platter of tricks -- it's not as superficial as that anymore, despite Kaufmann being at his most innovative. Kaufmann's developing his genius of unbounded expression; now it's used and not paraded. It's poetry and truth; extremely personal and yet extremely universal. It's a gigantic story that towers and oppresses, lifts and enlightens as required.

is there tits?

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I was expecting this to be total crap, but going in with such low expectations I ended up not hating it. I gotta admit I loved the designs for all the Vogons.