help me clockcrew

[GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

So my friend called me and wanted to stay over night cause he got kicked out of his house. So i say yeah whatever.
He comes in sits down and 5 minutes later he pukes his fucking guts up on the floor. Turns out the fucker is drunk i didnt even notice it that well. Then he tries to open my room door to run to the bathroom and panics that he cant open it. So my door is all full of his guts and he locked himself in the bathroom I think hes sleeping there I don't know
On top of that all my moms sound a sleep in the next room.

What should i do
If i get that moron out of the bathroom i think im going to throw him out the fucking window

[DrClock]

He probably choked on his vomit while he was asleep and died. Clean it up in the morning.

[TequilaClock]

well god damn it... I dunno, chat with his parents or a rehabilitation center.

[GodClock]

break door down, kill friend.

[DrClock]

You want him to go to rehab for being drunk one night? If he was constantly drinking, I would understand. But one drunk night and you want rehab?

[Thor]

break door down, kill friend.

He should also molest his friend but I'm not sure if it should go before or after killing him.

[GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

Made him open the door he fucking tripped all over the place hitting stuff down.
I just gave him a pillow and made him lay on the floor with a bucket next to him. I can't really throw the guy out on the cold street as much as i wish
Now hes vomiting while im typing this message.
What a faggot

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Mop up what you can, kick him out once he comes too.

[crock pot pot roadt]

I dunno how I could help but I found this
 
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2244.html
 

The first thing to do when someone has had a lot to drink is to make sure that s/he doesn't drink any more alcohol. It may help for the person to sit in a quiet place where s/he can relax comfortably.
 
An individual's reflexes and coordination can be severely impaired when intoxicated, so walking around is not the best idea. You also need to make certain that s/he is kept warm, since high blood alcohol levels can lower body temperature, even if the person actually feels warm.
 
You might also be wary about encouraging your friends to eat something, unless they say they are hungry or think it will help them to feel better. It could actually make them feel more sick. Eating food after getting drunk isn't the same as eating food before or while drinking.
 
If your friends feel like lying down, make sure they are on their side, with something behind their back to prevent rolling over onto the back or stomach. If they vomit while on their back, they can choke. On their stomach, there is a risk of drowning by breathing in the vomit. If your friends feel ill and want to get up and visit the restroom, someone should accompany them. It may sound silly, but bathrooms are cold, hard, and often wet — an unsafe environment for someone who is unsteady, has poor coordination, and is ill.
 
If your friends fall asleep, someone needs to stay with them and check continually to ensure that they are breathing normally. Many people don't realize the difference between someone who is sleeping and one who is at risk for (or already is) becoming unconscious. If someone is tired after drinking, that may be normal.

[PirateClock]

pfff you think you got problems!? grey got out the bus 1 stop early today so he could take a piss at my place, eventhough his place is like 5 minutes from here. Apperntly he couldn't hold it anymore because he's a pussy who can't hold his urnine.

[GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

Mop up what you can, kick him out once he comes too.

Did this
Doing that once he comes too and has sobered up a bit


also lol

pfff you think you got problems!? grey got out the bus 1 stop early today so he could take a piss at my place, eventhough his place is like 5 minutes from here. Apperntly he couldn't hold it anymore because he's a pussy who can't hold his urnine.

[DWARFINATORclock]

I dunno how I could help but I found this
 
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2244.html

I laughed.

[crock pot pot roadt]

Don't be too harsh.
 
Hes drunk, after all.

[RobertSmithClock]

force feed him greasy bacon and eggs in the morning

[PirateClock]

force feed him greasy bacon and eggs in the morning

+ Coca Cola

[GodClock]

this one is for u godclock

thanks meng

[TequilaClock]

Triangle, put back your flash sig.

[ArcticSwirlClock]

get him to do embarassing shit and take pix

[ToyotaClock]

He probably choked on his vomit while he was asleep and died. Clean it up in the morning.

why not just leave him there and wait for somebody else to deal with it

[Steve]

why the fuck did you let him in anyway./