I've never felt closer to you guys.

[Toaster]

With so many things that have been going on in my life, I seriously have never felt closer to the CC. It has helped me to go through some hard times.

This is no joke.
Thanks a lot.

[Soup Clock]

Boners.

[AlbinoClock]

soupclock mentioned dicks and i think that's an important point.

[Slurpee]

we are going to the boner store

[RobertSmithClock]

http://www.cafepress.com/dislocatedboner/376488

[k0ma]

bonner

[Mashed Potato Johnson]

F

[LuigiClock]

*random dick joke*

[k0ma]

alright now that the FORMALITIES are out of the way

do you care to go in depth about any traumatic events you've pulled through whilst simultaneously remaining active on the cc boards?   or is it going to remain part of the GREAT TOASTER CLOCK MYSTERY

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

NAME: Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake).
LOCATION: Throughout the world.
DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black.  Fang-less with a highly venomous spit.
Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & sub-species.

SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump.  Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months.  The attack is not usually fatal.  It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen, resulting in an incurable disease and consequent death.

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women.  However, once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery.  There is no known antidote for men.

WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED

TORNIQUE: Do not apply a tornique as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.

CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.

SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.

MILKING THE SNAKE:
1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive and start spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked.
5. Once milked the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.

CONCLUSION
This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.

[LuigiClock]

NAME: Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake).
LOCATION: Throughout the world.
DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black.  Fang-less with a highly venomous spit.
Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & sub-species.

SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump.  Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months.  The attack is not usually fatal.  It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen, resulting in an incurable disease and consequent death.

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women.  However, once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery.  There is no known antidote for men.

WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED

TORNIQUE: Do not apply a tornique as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.

CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.

SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.

MILKING THE SNAKE:
1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive and start spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked.
5. Once milked the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.

CONCLUSION
This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.

this is classic material

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

this is classic material

yes

[Toaster]

alright now that the FORMALITIES are out of the way

do you care to go in depth about any traumatic events you've pulled through whilst simultaneously remaining active on the cc boards?   or is it going to remain part of the GREAT TOASTER CLOCK MYSTERY

its all part of the great toasterclock's mistery

also i heard something about dicks somewhere

[TequilaClock]

Deppression?

[Topcatyo]

Wanna port?

[PimpMasterKDOG]

Sporting goods for your dick.



-->KDOG

[Topcatyo]

There used to be this one store around here that was a Giant and a Dick's in one.  The sign read
GIANT
DICK'S

It's not there anymore

[DWARFINATORclock]

thx mang

[TequilaClock]

There used to be this one store around here that was a Giant and a Dick's in one.  The sign read
GIANT
DICK'S

It's not there anymore

[k0ma]

oh wow