Somehow I can't help but feel...

[AirPumpClock]

That the Clock Crew feels like a cult. Don't know why. Maybe it's the way Leek talks on the front page.

[Slash]

This community lacks the sacrifice of young virgin women, the way it's right now it's more like some kind of religious group or clock-enthousiast club.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal. Everyone loves Strawberry Clock.

[RobClock]

http://www.internetcult.org

[GodClock]

well i dont waste my time with the front page so ya

[crock pot pot roadt]

the clock crew has a front page?

[FluxCapacitorClock]

.

You guys aren't missing anything.

[Orangina Clock]

Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal. Everyone loves Strawberry Clock.

[Moose Clock]

B came to me in a dream and said to me, "Go forth and lay naked with Strawberry Clock, for he is the king of the Portal." Now I am in some sort of molestation case because I was underage at the time.

[Topcatyo]

Now let's all drink this delicious punch poured for us.

[DNAClock]

Now let's all drink this delicious punch poured for us.

Dat purple drank looks funny

[Silly Putty Clock]

Dat purple drank looks funny

Ima grip and sip anyway

[Topcatyo]

Let's all ride Strawberry Clock to Venus.