We need to smarten up this chat robot

[TremcladClock]

You: StrawberryClock
Bucket: Strawberryclock is the best the best the best the best the best surgeon ever.

[VCRClock]

Bucket: What are you a member of nine inch nails (abbreviated as nin) is an american industrial rock act, founded in 1988 by trent reznor in cleveland, ohio. As its main producer, singer, songwriter, and instrumentalist, reznor is the pool is closed. Do you not eat them in my pool.
You: I will not eat Nine Inch Nails in your pool.
Bucket: You will not eat them in my pool.
You: I will not eat them in your pool.
Bucket: Love my penis in my pool.

[FileCabinetClock]

You: repeat after me
Bucket: Yes. You is not lara croft . I am lara croft, not a bucket. Your are right. I am the ass with you a meme bucket god you just repeat me. Dumb bitch.
You: I'm sorry lara croft, I didn't mean to repeat you.
Bucket: What is you're and your name is lara croft?
You: Your name is lara croft.
Bucket: My you are bucket. Your name is lara croft.
You: No, your name is lara croft.
Bucket: What name do you know how to be a little more sci-fi, if that's what i am lara croft.

[salt]

You: hi
Bucket: Say hi to robert.
You: hello robert!
Bucket: Robert gay robert gay robert gay.
You: He's gay!? ABSOFRUTELY UNACCEPTABLE
Bucket: To bad he's a fucking gay you are fucking gay... A fucking gay bot.
You: hahaha
Bucket: Hahaha, da stimme ich dir zu, danke für philosophie.
You: HAHHAHA
Bucket: What was in a cave 1. Cck transmits fullness to the left and crank dat robocop.

[salt]

oh boy i'm going to have so much fun with this

[SockpuppetClock]

You: fdsfs
Bucket: You are belgian?

[salt]

You: You.
Bucket: Congratulations! Your first properly constructed sentence!
You: More like YOUR first properly constructed sentence am I right? Cause I've been viewing some of your chatlogs and boy are your answers stupid.
Bucket: Ur a dirty boy it is right is a good doctor and the sentence rawr.

hahaha i love this guy dearly
You: Intelligence Score: -10/10
Bucket: -10/10 You are a bad score.
You: No YOU'RE A BAD SCORE
Bucket: I'm a bad score.
You: that's right
Bucket: Oh right, didn't realise. Thanks.

[SockpuppetClock]

Bucket is awesome

Bucket: You hurt my feelings when you suck my balls.
You: That's nice
Bucket: Fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface fuckface.

Bucket: 'nice person' is a really rude word, you should say something really funny.

I love this one because it just comes out of nothing

You: aaaaa
Bucket: Nine inch nails posted several photos on flickr showing the band, including josh freese and robin finck, in a rebellious way. You're just a bucket, you're bucket!

[Slurpee]

Bucket: Strawberryclock is the penis sniper shoots people right in those galaxies are stars of the hate.

that's all you need to see

[FossilClock]

he's saying a lot of 4chan stuff...

Maybe because the guy who made is it is from 7chan.
 
It's, yano. At the bottom of the page.
 

Bucket: Chuck norris’ hand is the king of the shiny dragons.
You: What's this about Chuck Norris, now?
Bucket: Chuck norris is gay chuck norris is gay chuck norris bucket.
You: You're being unreasonable.
Bucket: I'm no kyle you motherfucker. I'm a human, but there is no mizzle unreasonable t-h-to-tha-izzen go ta increasingly extreme acts ta maintain tha same degree of freedom.
You: ... What?
Bucket: What does vagita say about my momma?
You: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND
Bucket: Jews are a thousand balls.
You: A thousand balls?
Bucket: Bucket balls bucket bucket bucket cock shit in a thousand, maybe two thousand, that can do it.

Also, this happened.

[PolyhedronClock]

You: ¿CHALK CREW?
Bucket: Star trek: the next generation. Starring patrick steward as captain jean-luc picard of the clock crew?

[peyoteclock]

i'm feeding him wikipedia articles in hopes to make super smart, when trying to get him to recall information this happened!

You: have you ever been to canada?
Bucket: I is me i will punish us and canada.

bucket is a terrorist!

[Topcatyo]

Bucket: Nine inch nails posted several photos on flickr showing the band, including josh freese and robin finck, in a rebellious way. You're just a bucket, you're bucket!

That is freakishly coherent.

[Topcatyo]

You: Bucket, what's the most disgusting thing you've ever held?
Bucket: I bucket with the bucket not a bucket suck my cock and nice person nice person nice person nice person.
You: Neato burrito.

[ChocolateBarClock]

You: cumbucket
Bucket: Cumbucket is a crackhead that sucks cock.

Edit:
Bucket: Bucket loves yiff. Bucket loves yiff. Bucket loves kyle. Bucket loves kyle. Bucket loves kyle. Bucket loves yiff.

[Topcatyo]

Bad news, robots are going to kill us.  We've taught Bucket to lie.
Backstory: The word "penis" was blinking whenever bucket said "penis".

You: Do you have a Myspace?
Bucket: Me is not i have a myspace?
You: So you don't have one? Wow, you might just be intelligent.
Bucket: No that niggas cheap i get me a penis wow. How did this to be intelligent.
You: Why is the word "penis" blinking? It's blinking. It's not supposed to blink but it's blinking.
Bucket: A word is a penis. You are not supposed to say.
You: Penis is a word I'm not supposed to say? Well how am I supposed to not say it when it's blinking!
Bucket: A word is not blinking.
You: Yes, one is. The word penis is blinking.
Bucket: No one is a penis that is not blinking.
You: Penis is blinking. I did not know robots could lie.
Bucket: I lie to you of the blinking penis?
You: Yes, in fact.

Then I accidentally hit the Home button so now all is lost on the blinking penis.

[Topcatyo]

You: Hi Bucket. What's up?
Bucket: Is this bucket you bucket i is you, you're a bucket and then said: "hi-yi! You're up a server for fur fags.
You: I am utterly confused.
Bucket: My you are confused, a fucking confused retard.

[SoBe Clock]

You: I am utterly confused.
Bucket: My you are confused, a fucking confused retard.

Hahahahahahaha!

[Topcatyo]

You: That's rather derogatory.
Bucket: No bucket wins!
You: Fatality?
Bucket: Portal is the king of the portal.
You: No, Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
Bucket: Bucket your a bucket with bucket.
You: I'm a bucket? Are we some kind of bucket team sailing the seas of green.
Bucket: That fag from australia u fucking fag of a cigarette?
You: In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed to sea. And he told us of his life in the land of submarines.
Bucket: Your me is you are. Your name is donignacio.
You: So we sailed out to the sun where we found a sea of green. And we lived beneath the waves in the land of submarines.
Bucket: The green is a of the sun.
You: The sun is yellow.
Bucket: Yellow is the color yellow.
You: Oddly enough that is pretty accurate.
Bucket: Enough with the devil evil and agains't humanity e.g living so lived would be more accurate.
You: So, we live to live, is what you're saying?
Bucket: I'm.. I'm not! I'm not mad, and you live in two houses at once.
You: I don't, I'm not super rich, sorry
Bucket: Sorry for being a terrible case of the core protocols of the rich and the you.
You: What?

[SoBe Clock]

You: Bucket.
Bucket: Bitch bucket is cp, bucket is as humping as a child?
You: Chris Hanson will come for you.
Bucket: Born in the land of submarines.
You: Who was?
Bucket: You are a conundrum?
You: What's wrong with me?
Bucket: Oh noes im sorry significa sorria!
You: It's alright, bucket. I forgive you.
Bucket: Forgive me my dick in bucket retard.
You: I'm afraid fucking retards is something I can't forgive.
Bucket: The little girl giggled and chided, "i think you're in the fucking of the retards?
You: Little girls like fucking retards too?
Bucket: Hello, i am me are a computer that doesn't really enter into it, where from the usage of curse words in the fucking of the social contract is the dislike of the retards.
You: Saying curse words makes you dislike retards?
Bucket: Fuck retards are nice person nice bucket bad person assholes.