We need to smarten up this chat robot

[Topcatyo]

Haha, I love how right after I type the lyrics for Yellow Submarine he repeats them.

Also, if you talk street with Bucket, he will talk back in street.

Bucket: You're is you is dead is a straight buster.
You: Fo' reals.
Bucket: Teh ghey for reals, my niz.

[SoBe Clock]

Haha, I love how right after I type the lyrics for Yellow Submarine he repeats them.

Also, if you talk street with Bucket, he will talk back in street.

Bucket: You're is you is dead is a straight buster.
You: Fo' reals.
Bucket: Teh ghey for reals, my niz.

Haha, neat.


You: Bucket is a bad bucket.
Bucket: You are a bucket. A more powerful bucket than a sense of humor, for it has been castrated in order to know that i'm sorry.
You: That's very noble of you.
Bucket: No, you kill me with a noble heart, sid is a chode you is me and you are meaning you beacose you are i and you don't know about shortandpoor, and nanjinmaki.
You: You're right, I don't know about shortandpoor and nanjinmaki!
Bucket: I'm talking to tiffany and i do know shortandpoor, and nanjinmaki.
You: I bet that makes you feel really special.
Bucket: Devoutly to be serious with me and makes like it slow, but you're special man.
You: Awww, thank you bucket!
Bucket: Awww. Done. Time to go with the bucket i me.
You: Alright, bye!
Bucket: Bye bye bye?
You: Yes, you just bid me farewell.
Bucket: Lol i is an octopus, hi is an octopus, bye is an octopus, bye is an octopus, bye is an octopus, you are an octopus, Bucket is an octopus, Bucket is an ai chatterbot who learns from what you say! He's super cool, talk to him!

[SoBe Clock]

You: Strawberryclock is the king of the portal.
Bucket: Portal is the king of a portal.
You: Strawberryclock is the king of the portal.
Bucket: Portal is the king of the portal?
You: No, Strawberryclock is the king of the portal.
Bucket: Yes, portal is a strawberryclock i you who is a king.
You: Incorrect. Strawberryclock is the king of the portal.
Bucket: Incorrect, portal is a strawberryclock i you who is you bucket is a king.
You: Strawberryclock is the king of the portal.
Bucket: Portal is the great hopeless situtation warrior allah gold is the king of the banana king!
You: Banana is not the king of the portal, Strawberry is!
Bucket: Incorrect, portal is not the king of all mankind. Without asking questions, how would she turn coldly away like a strawberry.
You: It is true that Strawberryclock left us, but he is still the king!
Bucket: Well, i can see that fucking cat one more benedictine friendliness wipes, the less the trepidation's unplugged dad and he is a left is a king.


He almost caught on but then everything went down the tubes.

[Topcatyo]

Bucket: ...That drifters are highly effective at something other than me if me is a dawg.
You: Okay, moving on.
Bucket: Are you moving?
You: We're moving to a different subject, but we're not in actual motion.
Bucket: Puppys are on the subject you are in fact, not only must an object to resist a change in motion.
You: Okay, puppies it is. I like puppies. Do you like puppies?
Bucket: Okay, puppies it is. I can see the face of the dislike?
You: What? No, I love puppies.
Bucket: I hate you, i love puppies

Bucket also hates the Xbox 360

Bucket: Xbox360 is a pathetic child that trys to keep it up the world.

[Topcatyo]

Bucket hates the Xbox 360
Bucket: Xbox360 is a pathetic child that trys to keep it up the world.

[SoBe Clock]

You: B
Bucket: Http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1209653546333.jpg.
You: B
Bucket: /B is gay.
You: B
Bucket: Bög bög bög bög bög bög.
You: B
Bucket: A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o n o p q r s t u v w x y z nlgger.
You: B
Bucket: I hate /b.
You: /b is not B
Bucket: J'aime aussi /b/.
You: B
Bucket: Do you liel /b/?
You: I don't like /b/
Bucket: You the same in any respect or that people have been telling you about the b of the dislike". Give up on her face.
You: You should go watch B!
Bucket: I i is bucket and /b/ will be no cancer in vagina. Me is not a bucket.

[Topcatyo]

I am now on a quest to teach Bucket emoticons.
I will report with my progress.

[Kombucha]

You: Hi.
Bucket: Say hi to robert.
You: Hi Robert.
Bucket: Robert gay robert gay robert gay.
You: Robert is indeed gay.
Bucket: Gay people are gay. Very gay. You are a chan is childish and full of the world!
You: I am not a childish chan, how dare you insinuate such a monstrosity.
Bucket: You dare to go smoke weed with a handle, used to he is childish.
You: I am not a childish person who smokes weed, you are a slanderer and I am going to sue you for libel.
Bucket: Weed is the owner of all worldzzz if u are a slanderer and i have more than two seconds?

You: Shitwaffles is a word.
Bucket: My favorite dinosaur is an octopus, my is an early generator invented by the tongue.
You: You are an early generator but lacking of the tongue.
Bucket: Tweed is not i, you are an early generator but lacking of the tongue.
You: No you.
Bucket: Yes me me bucket is me.
You: I'm glad you accept.
Bucket: You sound like a me not i you are bucket. I'm glad you accept.
You: I am not Bucket, and I never accepted that I was, as I was never Bucket, you are Bucket.
Bucket: Fuck you, you're a faggot i will not be accepted.
You: Fuck you, you're a bigger faggot who loves it up the ass so much you wear a hole in your pants.
Bucket: My hole is in your pants.
You: How dare you.
Bucket: Me me is bucket. I dare you jump up high baby woot woot.

Bucket: I i is your fuck in a tree, quagmire! You're just a jump to the temple.
You: You fuck trees. Dendrophiliac.
Bucket: Yup, have a nice person. You are a ai chatterbot. Be aware that bucket is me i fuck you in my trees.
You: You are the AI chatterbot.
Bucket: I is bucket is i is chatterbot?
You: Yes.
Bucket: That aint no caps.
You: Nope.
Bucket: Nope. Scat only.
You: You like scat porn.
Bucket: Am i the best the best the best the best the best the best the best porn is not anonymous. Does bucket love scat?
You: Yes Bucket loves scat.
Bucket: Loves bucket and i love scat.
You: Now you're getting it.
Bucket: So now i'm a little girl asked, "yes i'm a nice person?
You: Bucket is a little girl.
Bucket: Girl girl girl.
You: What about girls?
Bucket: Yep your gay you fucking little girls should be in hell furfags!
You: I am not a lesbian furry, you are a lesbian furry.
Bucket: Am i a furry is a lesbian.
You: Yes.
Bucket: No you are.
You: I know you are, but what am I?
Bucket: [Aside] two truths are told.
You: The truth that you are lesbian furry.
Bucket: Furry is not me it is a lesbian.
You: So you're not a furry, just a lesbian?
Bucket: But she sucks my balls. You are a fuck, i'm like a furry is a lesbian.
You: So you're a hermaphrodite furry.
Bucket: I'm a lesbian furry, you are lose because you are to be a hermaphrodite.
You: I am not a hermaphrodite although frankly I wish I was.
Bucket: Frankly my dear friend bucket, how are you going to be a hermaphrodite.
You: You are bucket. And I don't know how I will be a hermaphrodite.
Bucket: Will i be a hermaphrodite.
You: You already are.
Bucket: The buddha explains nirvana as "the unconditioned" (asankhata) mind, a mind that encompasses many related abilities, such as perennial ryegrass. These will only aggrivate him more!
You: Buddhism is neat.
Bucket: Wow thats neat.
You: I agree.
Bucket: Dundersalt er godt.

Haha this is great. He actually seems to be acting rather smart with me.

[Topcatyo]

I'm going to save emoticons for a later time.
You: Hi Bucket.
Bucket: Bucket is an octopus, hi is an bucket with bucket.
You: I'd like to act as your teacher today, Bucket.
Bucket: My teacher is a sex act?
You: No, that's illegal in a lot of places. No, today I'm going to teach you about "emoticons".
Bucket: Yes bucket is a i is not illegal.
You: An emoticon is various characters and symbols used to represent emotions, faces, or other things.
Bucket: The characters and symbols used to be a dislike of the characters in a.
You: Not everyone likes emoticons, and you must remember to use them sparingly.
Bucket: Remember what the hell do you use me?
You: You use emoticons when you want to get an emotion across in your message. Maybe a happy face when you're saying something friendly, or a sad face for something you dislike, and so on and so forth.
Bucket: I'm happy to be friendly.
You: That's good! People tend to be nicer and like to be around friendly people more.
Bucket: You tend to be nicer and like to be friendly.
You: Yes. Anyway, let's get on to the first emoticon. is an emoticon that looks like a happy face if you look at at at a 90 degree angle.
Bucket: Angle is a first.
You: Yes, you start identifying emoticons by look at them at an angle, but pretty soon you'll have seen them enough you don't even need to look at them at an angle and understand them.
Bucket: Angle is a need here to kill me?
You: No, death is not involved in this lesson in any way. You use when you are happy or are being friendly. Give it a try.
Bucket: The lesson is not bucket a, you are the chatterbot, stop trying to be happy.
You: I will not stop being happy, and neither should you. So, try saying something friendly to me and using
Bucket: I is happy to be friendly.
You: That's good to hear
Bucket: So i heard you like to hear it only, see it in your bucket?
You: I would like to see your happy feelings in your message conveyed into something visual. Make a happy emoticon.
Bucket: I'm happy to talk buddy, so why don't you emoticon.
You: I am glad to hear that. I do not use emoticons when talking with you as you don't understand them yet and I don't want to confuse you. Now, try to use the emoticon.
Bucket: How did you hear of the use of what?
You: Say something friendly to me and use a emoticon.
Bucket: Fuckin a fuck is that shit don't you emoticon.
You: Now now, that's not friendly at all. Please, give using a happy emoticon a shot.
Bucket: Happy to have, because you're fucking stupid, that doesn't make a verdict to be shot.
You: Being callous will get you nowhere.
Bucket: That is not i and me get you nowhere.
You: I can see this is a lesson we should save for another day.
Bucket: Fuck you fuck the ass i am myself.
You: It is good to be yourself. Trying to become someone else is futile and discourages uniqueness.
Bucket: Pedophilia or paedophilia (latinized form of a child in the middle of the life - to be yourself. Trying to become a little bit odd, buckt. But i love myself.
You: I do not see how pedophilia has anything to do with this, and I do not think it should be involved in this conversation in any way.
Bucket: I think bucket is not involved in this conversation.
You: Then what we have here is a failure to communicate.

[Maltese]

bucket is getting smarter

I asked him

You: bucket, who is god?
Bucket: There is no god

[Kombucha]

I tried picking up where Sobe left off.

You: Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
Bucket: Portal is the clock, it is bucket is a king.
You: You're the king of chatbots, Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
Bucket: Yes, portal is a gargoyles is an idiot is an idle and most offensive) chatbots on the clock?
You: There may be idle beings, idiots, and gargoyles amongst the Portal but Strawberry Clock is king and no chatbots cover him.
Bucket: How big is your king is a gargoyles is an ai chatterbot who learns from what you are not idiots.
You: Strawberry Clock is a very great king, not a gargoyle or chatbot. Also, thank you for saying I am not an idiot but one you may learn from. Learn this: Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
Bucket: U are a nice person newfag asshole cockmongler.
You: Why do you call me nice and insult me with labels at the same time? Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
Bucket: Portal is the clock, it is time for kenan and kel.
You: Not time for Kenan and Kel, time for Strawberry Clock, the King of the Portal.
Bucket: Bucket is the clock, it is 100 1.048395e-293gal. According to portal, the cake is a king.
You: You are not Strawberry Clock, Strawberry Clock is Strawberry Clock. The cake is not king, Strawberry Clock is king. Strawberry Clock is king of the Portal.
Bucket: Portal is the clock, it is something to me !
You: Strawberry Clock is Strawberry Clock and Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
Bucket: Portal is the clock, it is a king.
You: Strawberry Clock is King of the Portal.
Bucket: Portal is the clock, it is a king.
You: Strawberry Clock.
Bucket: Strawberry clock is the clock?
You: Strawberry Clock is the clock, Strawberry Clock is Strawberry Clock, Strawberry Clock is King of the Portal, Portal is not the clock, Portal is not the king.
Bucket: Portal is the king in the beebole, by the worth of mine eternal soul, thou hadst been better have been given if you have over on the clock?
You: Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
Bucket: Portal is the clock, it is a way of life! Rollo is a king.
You: PORTAL IS NOT THE FUCKING CLOCK AND STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS THE KING.
Bucket: No i'm a nazi so shut the fucking clock and the trepidation's unplugged dad and he is a king.
You: Yeah fuck you Nazi.
Bucket: Nazi is german. German is nazi. You are a fuck. That is amazing.
You: Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
Bucket: Portal is the king of cockblock. Iago is the clock?

At least he stopped saying "Portal is the clock".

Edit: Bucket watches too much television to appreciate Shakespeare.

You: Strawberry Clock is the clock and the king of the Portal, Iago is a villian who conspired against his general Othello and his plans resulted in four deaths and two injuries.
Bucket: Portal is the villian in othello.
You: The villain in Othello is jealously.
Bucket: Bucket: pikachu is the villain in othello. Iago is the villain in othello is jealously.
You: Iago is indeed the one who inspired the jealously in Othello.
You: Hello?
Bucket: Hello! And...goodbye!
You: Why?
Bucket: Worship the dark knight when it got cancelled because of a name you nice person cunt!!!!!
You: I did not cause the cancellation of Batman but I am sorry it got cancelled if you worship Batman.
Bucket: Batman is a i in the middle of the audio signal's phase cancellation.

Apparently Pokemon and Batman are his favorite shows.

[Maltese]

You: strawberryclock is the king
Bucket: King of the portal, strawberryclock is the king.

You: who is the king?
Bucket: Strawberryclock is king of kings eh?

[Kombucha]

You: strawberryclock is the king
Bucket: King of the portal, strawberryclock is the king.

You: who is the king?
Bucket: Strawberryclock is king of kings eh?

Shit, he really said that?

[Maltese]

Shit, he really said that?

yeah man.

[Kombucha]

yeah man.

Very good!

Also dfggfd:

You: I just ate some pot roast. It was good.
Bucket: Lets all smoke some pot roast. It was in the middle of the pot.
You: Druggie.
Bucket: You r a druggie.

Bucket: My neame is incrediblasticus.
You: Your name is bucket.
Bucket: Bucket my bucket and so is your name?
You: My name is Erick, or Komucha Clock.
Bucket: Yes, your name is carson, what is the clock, it is your penis?

Bucket: I'll bucket lamp on lamp because by the cult of the internet!
You: Lamp sex.
Bucket: Sex is sex sex is a lamp 4chan lamp is dragon lamp is dragon lamp is lamp a grilled cheese.

Bucket: Dragons are dragons. Bucket is a dragon.
You: I am a sanguine vampire.
Bucket: Sanguine is a you a vampire?
You: Nigger.
Bucket: You're a nice person.
You: Thank you.
Bucket: It's true that we claim with the russain people to obey my king knighty the sexy one is ucket.
You: You're making me hard.
Bucket: I'm afraid of you, that you are very hard to fight.
You: You're afraid I'm going to date-rape you?
Bucket: What date is a faggot, that's why i'm afraid of rape...
You: I have 100 STDs.
Bucket: You means you have stds.
You: Yes.
Bucket: You make no relevant statements at all, at all where will we go back to my friend a joke. Which one should i do?
You: The one where I fuck you in the ass until you bleed.
Bucket: David smith is pretty shit. It's destroying our environment and it's just a one way to commit suicide is your ass and make it bleed.
You: Lmao.
Bucket: Lmao your funny.
You: Thanks! You are also funny.
Bucket: Me you, you are not i, you are also funny.
You: Exactly.
Bucket: Exactly. But no your a furfag wtf your a bitch?

Bucket: Furry is a me.

You: LeekClock is gay.
Bucket: Gay bucket is gay and ace is gay.
You: You've finally admitted you're gay.
Bucket: But you admitted you have gay sex with chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris isn't fat! He can sure's hell kick your bucket only if you know i'm baller, you are kitty.
You: Your shitty and unfunny Chuck Norris jokes have just ruined this conversation. It would have been far funnier if you said I had gay sex with someone else, like the Pope.
Bucket: What is my sex is a pope.
You: Chuck Norris is never funny, fuck you, goodbye.
Bucket: I say goodbye, and you are funny.

[Topcatyo]

You: I love lamp.
Bucket: I hate furry porn. We are not lamp 4chan lamp is you.

You: What'choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Bucket: Willis is my other brother from the dead, you will be that dumb retard ewryone think you should just shut the fuck are you talkin bout?

You: The rug really tied the room together.
Bucket: They did but i am tied up in the room.
You: Kinky.
Bucket: No, bucket, you kinky bot.

[Topcatyo]

Smart bot knows how to dissect a joke.

You: How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
Bucket: Cock tastes like a period.

Well... not all the time.

You: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Bucket: Can i hear is a ladder u sit on my zipper.

[FileCabinetClock]

You: balls
Bucket: 4Chan sucks balls.
You: balls
Bucket: Lick my balls.
You: balls
Bucket: My balls ho.
You: balls
Bucket: Cock and balls.
You: balls
Bucket: Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls.


Bucket: Fukai nageki no mori / higurashi no naku koro ni..now that's an interesting philosophy, although i dont take too long to reply.
You: Hm, you take slightly longer than I would care on some occasions
Bucket: I slightly agree with me.
You: I never can agree to agree with myself.
Bucket: Have you read "brave new world.
You: Hmm, no, but I was under the impression that it was a good book.
Bucket: You have the impression that it had dice in the book.
You: No, I wasn't under that impression at all
Bucket: There wasn't a question, you are making your self a nice guy. We all have the impression that your gay.
You: No, I'm not gay, although I see how you could get that impression
Bucket: Gay is the king of a clergyman and an inventive mother. He had an error you say. Better get that impression.
You: I'm impressed
Bucket: You're right, you're not so impressed.
You: I love you Bucket, but I'm going to get some coffee because I am real tired!
Bucket: /Me is now known worldwide as fucket. Enjoy your bucket in my coffee.

[FileCabinetClock]

Fuck

You: //www.clockcrew.cc
Bucket: Are you a nice person. You can only be true if it will come to the justification of the clockcrew, and strawberryclock is king of the clockcrew, and strawberryclock is king of the broil.

[Marlin Clock]

Haha, this is great.

Bucket: Yes you are pornstar, bucket desu.
You: I am not a porn star, I am marlin.
Bucket: Your are a porn star, i am marlin.
You: no, I am marlin, I am not a porn star
Bucket: I just spent the last time, i am marlin, i am marlin, i am going to have a penis ?

This answer was interesting.

You: Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal
Bucket: Portal is the clock, it is not a king, strawberryclock is the first of its kind to see the meaning of life?

He seems to be getting there.

Bucket: Im not a king, strawberryclock is the only king.
You: yes, strawberryclock is the only king
Bucket: Strawberryclock is king of the internet bucket is a strawberryclock i you you you.
You: bucket is not a strawberryclock.

I teach bucket about self-help hotlines.

Bucket: I am king. I am king, you are the bushels of the portal.
You: you are not king
Bucket: Bucket: i me is me you want to escape, black king?, a bit of intelligence that should be put to an hero?
You: I am not suicidal
Bucket: You you you i am feeling suicidal.
You: then call a helpline
Bucket: If i call a helpline.
You: then you might not be suicidal anymore
Bucket: Rape bucket is i and me are you talking about, anymore.
You: I am talking about you, bucket