i has an sbc

[DillClock]

So I was over at my friend's place for a party a few weeks back. We were sitting on the floor around a coffee table playing cards and getting drunk.

When I notice this plastic strawberry on the floor next to me with a perfectly good circular indent in the middle.
So I quickly snatched it, stuck it in my pocket, took it home, painted on a face with white-out and a pen.
And hey presto.

[EtchASketchClock]

Thats an ugly Strawber...
Oh wait, THATS YOUR FACE! HAHAHAHAHA.

[DillClock]

Thats an ugly Strawber...
Oh wait, THATS YOUR FACE! HAHAHAHAHA.

lol

[Il Duce]

Stealing is wrong.

[TequilaClock]

Stealing is wrong.

More like rescue

[PolyhedronClock]

That's cute.

Although your head is somewhat shaped like a strawberry...

[Il Duce]

Put it back and film the reaction.

[FileCabinetClock]

your face is not great it's not great at all

[TorchClock]

lol

OH AHHAHAHAHHAAHA I KNOW WASN'T THAT HILARIOUS I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY HAHAHFHDGFHGDH HAHAHAHAHAAHAH I HAD TO LAUGH ONLINE BECAUSE I WANTED TO EXPRESS THAT I LAUGHED IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER AND MY PARENTS LOOKED AT ME AND MY MOM IS LIKE DID YOU READ SOMETHING FUNNY ARE U TALKIN TO A PEDO???!!!!!!! FSDGFSDHDGH

[PropagandaClock]

Cut in the plastic and put in a real clock.

Then... THE MORPHIS SHALL BE COMPLETE!

[MonsterMunch]

You look like the banjo player from Deliverance.

[BunnyClock]

You look like the banjo player from Deliverance.

hahaha wow

[frozennn]

Whats

[HeinekenClock]

Whats

This is classified information eskimoclock please meet me in my office.

[Davidzx]

Its fine, Just dont break it or anything.

[GodClock]

Your a criminal!

where does he keep his "a criminal"

[FileCabinetClock]

where does he keep his "a criminal"

it's a mystery

[Il Duce]

Cut in the plastic and put in a real clock.

Then... THE MORPHIS SHALL BE COMPLETE!

This please.

[SoBe Clock]

I'm the only one with a working metal strawberry clock.

[Kombucha]

I'm the only one in the CC with a working cock.