marvel's biggest bone-liner

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yeah, i'm going to, just probably not for a while. It'll be a minute before my self-enforced Stupid Crap Allowance refills back to that level

coward

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BUY THE PEN PHANTOMCAT

BUY THE PEN YOU DEADBEAT

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I'M GONNA BUY ALL THE PENS SO YOU CAN NEVER BUY ONE AGAIN

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oh no norm macdonald died

[PhantomCatClock]

oh man no i like it more when norm macdonald is alive

(read that like norm macdonald standup)

[PhantomCatClock]

come on man Me Doing Standup was like his best album did you guys even listen to the first fifteen minutes

[PhantomCatClock]

I almost watched him live with a local comedian a few years ago, but the bitch ass casino rescheduled and didn't tell us and when we got there there was a U2 cover band instead, Norm was the week before

me and him both said "i wouldnt want to listen to the real U2" when offered substitutes

[RobClock]

oh no norm macdonald died

Did he? I didn't even know he was sick.

[PhantomCatClock]

he did talk about specifically cancer ten years ago in a standup, and how he didn't think of it as a heroic fight (but like funny, not shitting on people). He wasn't a two-faced hollywood elite and just kept it to himself, didn't he :salute:

[pop-tart]

[RobClock]

he did talk about specifically cancer ten years ago in a standup, and how he didn't think of it as a heroic fight (but like funny, not shitting on people). He wasn't a two-faced hollywood elite and just kept it to himself, didn't he :salute:

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[PhantomCatClock]

That's weirdly sped up

https://twitter.com/WyattDuncan/status/1437850951310708736

I follow PsychicPebbles on Twitter and he's been retwittering a lot of Norm goodies

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he did talk about specifically cancer ten years ago in a standup, and how he didn't think of it as a heroic fight (but like funny, not shitting on people). He wasn't a two-faced hollywood elite and just kept it to himself, didn't he :salute:

the cancer died, too, so he fought it to a draw

[PhantomCatClock]

i know i've gone on record with this before but as a reminder: the first person to make a phantom / ghost joke after my death wins

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Deltarune chapter 2 is out
am I still the only one who played the first one?

[PhantomCatClock]

every single person in the universe started playing it yesterday and said the same thing


except me, the only person who didn't

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every single person in the universe started playing it yesterday and said the same thing


except me, the only person who didn't

well! every time time I ever brought it up to anyone, they'd say they hadn't played it
(with the sole exception of poly, who doesn't really come to this thread anymore)

even people I knew to be undertale fans. in fact, I've done two semester long group software projects at school and both times somebody in the group recognized the annoying dog pin I have on my bag, and to those same individuals the ralsei pin next to it might as well have been the 24 hour revenge therapy pin underneath it, by which I mean it meant nothing to them

in fact a few years ago I wrote an entire slurpeepost about something weird I noticed in the soundtrack, and I just dumped the post on my-blog-that-no-one-knows-about because I figured nobody here would care, I knew none of my irl friends would care, and I damn sure wasn't going to engage with the fan communities on something awful, tumblr, twitter, deviantart, reddit, 4chan, facebook, friendster, or digg

but the only reason I heard chapter 2 came out was one of the developers at crows crows crows mentioned it in the voice channel on their discord that I was listening to for some reason, so I figured I'd mention it in case somebody here finally came around and would be excited to hear it AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET

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I was worried I wouldn't still have my save data from the first one because I couldn't remember if I played it on this particular version of windows that I have installed on this particular butt end of this particular imac and I couldn't remember what the damn game was actually called because toby fox named it something like "survey_program" as a prank and searches for deltarune, survey etc. turned up nothing

but when I booted up chapter 2 it just found my save data immediately okee dokee no problemo, so possibly deltarune is better at indexing windows 10's file system than windows is? this would not surprise me at all

[PhantomCatClock]

Oh no, Twitter, you can't get me invested into this lady's disappearance. I just rewatched Norm Macdonald's discography. I was warned about wanting to meet Janice.

[RobClock]

i love a cheese sandwich