is he dead yet

[Topcatyo]

I especially like how he told her he hopes she doesn't SCREW

AHAHAHAHOHFUCKIHATEMYSELFSOFUCKINGMUCH

[Marlin Clock]

Not to rush ya or nothin' toppy, but when is Waterlogged gonna start?

[Topcatyo]

Not to rush ya or nothin' toppy, but when is Waterlogged gonna start?

Our plan is mid-July.

[AmberArachnidClock]

I've said it once and I'll say it again: There is absolutely no feeling comparable to having a ton of complex actionscript working the first time perfectly.


Well, maybe except a blowjob.

[Kombucha]

I've said it once and I'll say it again: There is absolutely no feeling comparable to having a ton of complex actionscript working the first time perfectly.


Well, maybe except a blowjob.

What if you programed a robot to give you a blowjob and it worked perfectly the first time?

[AmberArachnidClock]

What if you programed a robot to give you a blowjob and it worked perfectly the first time?

I don't trust blowjob robots

[Topcatyo]

I don't trust blowjob robots

[video=youtube;Ztcc_JSemEg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztcc_JSemEg[/video]

Go to 6:20.

Also listen to the whole thing because Patton Oswalt is great.

[Kombucha]

CGC, Seth Putnam just died.

Let us mourn.
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[Slurpee]

posting in the big therada

[pop-tart]

Good to know

[VuBawlsClock]

Im gonna finish this flash tonight. 700 frames left aint bad

[Kombucha]

Good to know

how is babby formed

how girl get pragnent

[VCRClock]

the internet:

ensuring that members of our species who can't even figure out how to reproduce can still reproduce.

[pop-tart]

I like the three answers based on your reading attention span.

[Marlin Clock]

the internet:

ensuring that members of our species who can't even figure out how to reproduce can still reproduce.

I'm pretty sure they'd do it accidentally even if we didn't tell them.

At least now they're held responsible for what they've done.
Well, actually that's not totally true but I'm not gonna go there.

[Losperman]

To be printed, laminated, and stored under the bed of men everywhere.

http://www.newsweek.com/2010/10/07/why-masturbation-helps-procreation.html

[Marlin Clock]

Last time I checked teachings in the bible aren't really supposed to follow evolutionary logic. Otherwise we'd be told to not give a shit about anyone and get what we want.

[buttplug]

Last time I checked teachings in the bible aren't really supposed to follow evolutionary logic. Otherwise we'd be told to not give a shit about anyone and get what we want.

then again that assumes morality isn't an evolutionary trait.

as a biologist you should know it is best for the group to cooperate.

[Marlin Clock]

then again that assumes morality isn't an evolutionary trait.

as a biologist you should know it is best for the group to cooperate.

Yes, but every professor I've ever had has said that there is absolutely no genetic basis for group evolution. It makes sense, self sacrificing individuals would not contribute to the genepool as much as selfish individuals, so there is never a sensible way for selflessness to evolve, especially when such selfless behavior is very prone to cheating.

[Kombucha]

Screwdriver Clock is my favorite person who pretends to be a nine year old smoker in prank calls to Walmart.