whose flood market

[Slurpee]

wowww
going by that row of % complete cells, gearbox seriously just didn't do anything that wasn't already mostly done. that is some bruce lee game of death shit

[PhantomCatClock]

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fight the powah

[GreyClock]

How come there are only five guests online at the moment? Did Google axe its crawlers?

[RobClock]

wowww
going by that row of % complete cells, gearbox seriously just didn't do anything that wasn't already mostly done. that is some bruce lee game of death shit

How come there are only five guests online at the moment? Did Google axe its crawlers?

we've achieved irrelevancy GG

[PhantomCatClock]

I checked last night



two were me and jamba, one was an actual human looking at someone's profile, and two were both looking at a page that gave an error saying "we know you're a bot, jackass"

[RobClock]

i was going through my file dump and found some neat stuff https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/7725c85e15a99841d2fc93e559c14dd5

did we almost have a clockmas collab in 2017 or something? perhaps this is a sign I should spearhead one this year to make use of this chunk of solid gold

[RobClock]

In other news, I hit level 38 on Newgrounds this evening. First time I've leveled up in like five years.

[Clocktopus]

wait never mind gungeon automatically resumed at the start of the last level

actually not never mind, still fuck you forever microsoft, thank you gungeon developers for being thoughtful and cool

great fucking game

i gotta play more

i was trying to unlock the second elevator and i was getting frustrated cause i just could not get 3 armor pieces to the dude

i love the archer, you just bam, click once, they’re dead!

[GreyClock]

I checked last night



two were me and jamba, one was an actual human looking at someone's profile, and two were both looking at a page that gave an error saying "we know you're a bot, jackass"

MAYBE THE WIFI IS DOWN IN THE PRISON THE INMATES OF WHICH LURK OUR FORUM

It's a stark contrast with not so long ago when there were like fifty bots at all times. I wonder what's changed.

[Slurpee]

great fucking game

i gotta play more

i was trying to unlock the second elevator and i was getting frustrated cause i just could not get 3 armor pieces to the dude

i love the archer, you just bam, click once, they’re dead!

I like the pilot
between the lockpicks, extra item slot, and reduced shops costs, he's Mr. Inventory, and it can make for some really interesting combos later on

re:elevators, when you're working on something in gungeon you've almost got to focus on doing it to the exclusion of everything else except survival
I just finished the third elevator and it was at the end of a dozen runs where I was like "well I'm definitely not going to win, but I might make it to level 4 with the thing he wants"

[Clocktopus]

great fucking game

i gotta play more

i was trying to unlock the second elevator and i was getting frustrated cause i just could not get 3 armor pieces to the dude

i love the archer, you just bam, click once, they’re dead!

I like the pilot
between the lockpicks, extra item slot, and reduced shops costs, he's Mr. Inventory, and it can make for some really interesting combos later on

re:elevators, when you're working on something in gungeon you've almost got to focus on doing it to the exclusion of everything else except survival
I just finished the third elevator and it was at the end of a dozen runs where I was like "well I'm definitely not going to win, but I might make it to level 4 with the thing he wants"

next time i play i'll play as that dude

yeah trying to unlock that elevator became my entire point for playing and it tired me out, haha

[Clocktopus]

the best thing about that game is i jokingly pushed a table down a pit and got an achievement for it

i felt such joy

[GreyClock]

How come none of you spermhounds ever recommended Red Letter Media to me? Their videos are perfect for when you're home after a late night at the factory. Mike is funny and Jay is so endearing, I think it's because he looks like he could be my weird, short son or kid brother or something. I even watched some of their videos about Marvel and Star Wars, aka shit I don't give a piss about. And I've already seen some great movies based on their recommendation. A Youtube show that doesn't fucking suck? What gives?

[PolyhedronClock]

i've been binging RLM a bunch lately, i left my youtube autoplay running for a day and now i can't figure out which ones i've already seen fuck me

[PolyhedronClock]

[Slurpee]

How come none of you spermhounds ever recommended Red Letter Media to me? Their videos are perfect for when you're home after a late night at the factory. Mike is funny and Jay is so endearing, I think it's because he looks like he could be my weird, short son or kid brother or something. I even watched some of their videos about Marvel and Star Wars, aka shit I don't give a piss about. And I've already seen some great movies based on their recommendation. A Youtube show that doesn't fucking suck? What gives?

honestly, I thought everybody knew rlm

they were the ones who did the 70 minute review of the phantom menace back in 2009
they've been releasing stuff pretty much nonstop ever since

[GreyClock]

Youtube's bizarre algorithms finally decided to recommend something good. No wait, that can't be right.

Anyway, ten years of content to rush through. Great.

[RobClock]

speak of the gosh darn devil, the new episode of Half in the Bag is up right now and im listening to it now while reading the new forum posts

[k9]

Speaking of that episode, what did you think of Joker? I fucking loved it, its way more my kinda thing than most of the MCU stuff.

[RobClock]

I haven't seen it myself, more or less waiting to catch it on the high seas for a home video release