whose flood market

[VCRClock]

I didn't say it was going to be a box office smash

[PhantomCatClock]

you are cordially invited to shit your pants

[PhantomCatClock]

cordially yours,
       phantomcat

[Slurpee]

that episode of spongebob where he rips his pants except he shits his pants

[Clocktopus]

when u shit



ur pants

[Slurpee]

but no girl eeever wants to dance
with a fool who went and
shit his pants

[Slurpee]

only the classiest discussion and most sophisticated humor here in ccbt

[PhantomCatClock]

the humor is cordial

[PhantomCatClock]

the youngest person to die of old age probably wasn't even famous for it

[PhantomCatClock]

alternate take: your records should all be deleted when you die because you stop competing and every day the youngest person to ever die of x record is broken

[Slurpee]

what if you watch the cursed tape from The Ring after you've already watched and made a copy of the cursed tape from Ringu

[Slurpee]

does Samara still haunt you or does she respect Sadako's dibs

[PhantomCatClock]

but i don't want romance
or any dalliance
so button up your pants
'cause i just wanna
just wanna shit your pants

[PhantomCatClock]

slurpee, if i told you i thought you wore contacts all these years but only just recently realized that the glowing reflection is simply because you have beautiful eyes, would you shit in my pants

[PhantomCatClock]

before you say no, remember it is your destiny

[RobClock]

This page is gold

[PhantomCatClock]

tim curry is a anagram for cum tirry

[PhantomCatClock]

do you think anyone has a tattoo of the last frame drawing of toni basil's hey mickey music video

[PhantomCatClock]

if nintendo made a amiibo for every grain of rice on the beach, thre'd be mroe stars in the sky

[Slurpee]

if dinosaurs existed again, what would we call somebody who studies them?
it wouldn't be paleontology, because they're not fossils
dinosaurologist?
that sounds silly