Omegle - The Internet At It

[FishbagClock]

Delicious.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about![/B]
You: Hello there.
Stranger: heyy:)
You: I'm doing a poll for my blog.
You: I'm going to ask you a series of questions and I'd like for you to answer them truthfully.
Stranger: okay then.
You: Question 1 : Do you find the Internet to be a fun way to spend your free time?
Stranger: yes, at times.
You: Very good, very good.
You: Question 2 : Have you ever found the Internet to be useful in finding something?
Stranger: all the time
You: Fantastic, thank you.
You: Question 3 : Have you ever found the Internet to be useful in finding underage children?
Stranger: ew no.
Stranger: i dont do that
You: Okay, good, good.
You: Question 4 : How easy do you think it would be to find the NAMBLA website on search engines like Google, Yahoo, or MSN?
Stranger: whats nambla?
You: NAMBLA is a very supportive organization of children.
You: Very supportive.
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: byw
Stranger: bye*
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Very good, very good.

[Topcatyo]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Do windmills frighten you?
You: I dunno, I just find them so... imposing...
Stranger: no
You: I guess that's what I find so alluring about them.
You: How imposing they are.
You: I just wonder what it feels like to have the windmill staring at the back of my head.
You: Thrusting.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahaha, shit, that's awesome, Tabasco.

[Tobacco]

You: hi
Stranger: M or f
You: f
Stranger: Cool. I'm a guy. What's up
You: nothing much, yourself
Stranger: Same here. How old
You: 29
Stranger: I'm 30
You: cool
Stranger: You like dick
You: FAP FAP (_)_)]]]]]]]]]]D
Stranger: You swallow
You: Do u ?
Stranger: No. I let the girls do that
You: lol

[Topcatyo]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im so horny
You: oooh, me 2
Stranger: m or f?
You: f, u?
Stranger: m(;
You: oooh, hawt
Stranger: thanks sexy
You: can my sis join in? i think itd be so hawt to have a 3way
Stranger: yes id love tht
Stranger: wanna cam?
You: sxy
You: no cam, srry
Stranger: oh its okay pics?
You: um, ya, 1 sec
Stranger: ill give u one to
You: gime a sec, tking a sxy foto
Stranger: mmm k baby
Stranger: u got it?
You: yah, one sec, putin it on site
Stranger: kk
You:

Stranger: wtf
You: u like? ;o
Stranger: fuck no
You: aw, wuts rong, baby?
You: i'll take another
You: one moment
Stranger: its a drawing
Stranger: i want a picture
You: here you go, baby
You:

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[FileCabinetClock]

You: One time, I sucked dicks in a row
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Topcatyo]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ey girl
Stranger: whatsgood
You: Hi, I'm Roger Ebert.
You: And I give this conversation TWO THUMBS DOWN!
You have disconnected.

[Tobacco]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im so horny
You: oooh, me 2
Stranger: m or f?
You: f, u?
Stranger: m(;
You: oooh, hawt
Stranger: thanks sexy
You: can my sis join in? i think itd be so hawt to have a 3way
Stranger: yes id love tht
Stranger: wanna cam?
You: sxy
You: no cam, srry
Stranger: oh its okay pics?
You: um, ya, 1 sec
Stranger: ill give u one to
You: gime a sec, tking a sxy foto
Stranger: mmm k baby
Stranger: u got it?
You: yah, one sec, putin it on site
Stranger: kk
You:

Stranger: wtf
You: u like? ;o
Stranger: fuck no
You: aw, wuts rong, baby?
You: i'll take another
You: one moment
Stranger: its a drawing
Stranger: i want a picture
You: here you go, baby
You:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[FileCabinetClock]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: Asl
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Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER DONT TEACH ME THIS
Stranger: U FUCKRATR

[FishbagClock]

Stranger: U FUCKRATR

What was he even trying to spell?

[Topcatyo]

I would assume "fucktart".

[Tobacco]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i wanna make love
You: Go do it then
Stranger: with u~
Stranger: where're u babe
You: You want to taste my thick (_)_)]]]]D?
Stranger: delicious~
You: lol i wasnt expecting that xD
Stranger: hah
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[TabascoClock]

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Stranger: ey girl
Stranger: whatsgood
You: Hi, I'm Roger Ebert.
You: And I give this conversation TWO THUMBS DOWN!
You have disconnected.

Hahaha.

[FileCabinetClock]

Stranger: honey!!
You: artificial sweetener!

[FileCabinetClock]

You: touch my tooter
Stranger: no thanks
You: oh
You: ok
Stranger: what is love?
You: baby don't hurt meeee
You: don't hurt me
You: no MORE
Stranger: whoa ooh whoa ooh whooooaaa!
You: wait nevermind
You: Love is any of a number of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection[1] and attachment. The word love can refer to a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes, ranging from generic pleasure ("I loved that meal") to intense interpersonal attraction ("I love my boyfriend"). This diversity of uses and meanings, combined with the complexity of the feelings involved, makes love unusually difficult to consistently define, even compared to other emotional states.
You: now i know
You: it's ok
Stranger: bahaha. did you come up with that definition on your own?
You: Yeah i write for wikipedia
You: i created the site
Stranger: everybody writes for wikipedia...
You: sorry i didnt know
You: im only ten years old...
Stranger: it's ok
Stranger: you have a very good knowledge of 80s music for a 10 year old
You: yeah that's my joint
Stranger: very good.
You: touch my tooter
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[FileCabinetClock]

Stranger: hi
You: touch my tooter
Stranger: o_O fuck
Stranger: your asshole
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You: touch my tooter
Stranger: weird guy..
You: touch my tooter!
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You: touch my tooter
Stranger: hi
You: touch my tooter
Stranger: what the?
You: touch my tooter
You: !
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[Biblo]

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!


You: Hey

Stranger: penis??

You: yes

Stranger: wowww

[Biblo]

You: hello

Stranger: hi~

You: whassup?

Stranger: not bad~

[Silly Putty Clock]

What was he even trying to spell?

FUCK RATER

[Topcatyo]

I'm not quite sure who out-trolled who, here...

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Do you like to look at your pets weiner?
You: Considering my dog is a weiner dog, it's very adorable to look at.
You: Does that count?
You: Because if so, very yes.
Stranger: No, not that kind of wiener you wieness
You: A wieness is the skin on your elbow. Did you know that?
Stranger: Yes I did
Stranger: I'm not a lesbian!!!
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: from?
You: US
You: Yourself?
Stranger: italy
You: Ah, very cool. I actually just recently visited Italy myself. Very beautiful country, and everyone there was extremely nice.
Stranger:
Stranger: m/f?
You: Male
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Well then...

[Topcatyo]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: howdy
You: Hi
Stranger: hows it goin
You: It's going very good.
You: Yourself?
Stranger: its great
You: Glad to hear it.
Stranger: yup
Stranger: m or f?
You: Male
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 18
Stranger: oh
Stranger: im f 16
You: Ah, very cool.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Ian
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im barbie
You: Ah, that's a neat name.
Stranger: yea have you seen ken lately?
You: You know what, I have not seen his shiny, smooth ass around.
You: You should try the beach house.
Stranger: ok
You: He might be at the pool, actually, who knows.
Stranger: wait how do u know what his ass looks like?
Stranger: ???
You: Dude goes streaking all the time.
You: I have to wonder, I heard you were pregnant once.
You: How did you and him make a baby?
You: He's got nothing in front.
Stranger: it was very very hard
Stranger: to do cuz he has no penis
You: How did you pull it off?
Stranger: id rather not say
You: I completely understand.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: it was awkward
Stranger: and uncomfortable
You: I'm very sorry to hear that
Stranger: yea so i left him for a guy who really has a penis
You: Good for you, I'm glad to hear it.
Stranger: yep
You: So why are you looking for Ken if you and he are no longer seeing each other?
Stranger: cuz my friend likes him but i told her he doesnt have a penis and she dosent believe me
You: Ah, I see. You know, you could always check the bar. A dude with no penis who's been dumped would probably drink his troubles away.
Stranger: o right thanks
You: No problem.
You: I hope you find him, it's going to be a fun night for your friend.
Stranger: ik right
You: Yeah.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well gtg bye
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